Dear Abby letters Abby herself couldn't answer

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BabyRider
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Dear Abby letters Abby herself couldn't answer

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Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-20s. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

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Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, foul language, and violence on

my VCR?



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Dear Abby,

I'm with a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the

baby I'm carrying is his.



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Dear Abby,

I am a 23 year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two

years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half

the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

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Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when

confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would

never happen again.



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Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in

a good Christian home turn against his own?



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Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

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Dear Abby,

My 40 year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week

for two and a half years. He must be crazy.



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Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until

one night he came home sober.



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Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through

mental pause.



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Dear Abby,

You told some woman, whose husband had lost all interest in sex, to send

him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex, and he is a

doctor. Now what do I do?
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????


We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.




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Nomad
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:wah: cute
I AM AWESOME MAN
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excellent :D
Live Life with

PASSION
!:guitarist





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:wah: :D
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