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DesignerGal
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I got this in an email. Thought I'd share:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.






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chonsigirl
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Hmm, I'm looking for a box of chocolates now.........................:D
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Sheryl
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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

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OH YEAH !!
Live Life with

PASSION
!:guitarist





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:yh_rotfl
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minks
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Post by minks »

Amen to that
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

• Mae West
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