If I Were........

NefariousSaint · Post by **NefariousSaint** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:46 pm

.....insert a name. Then the next person fills in the rest and starts another.

Example:

~NS: If I were Barry Bonds......

The Z Man: ......I'd be leaving the country while I'm still able.

Start with.........

If I were Al Gore........

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:50 pm

I'd be feeling very gratified right now....my movie's doing well and I'm regaining some credibility.

If I were George Bush....

NefariousSaint · Post by **NefariousSaint** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:52 pm

Lulu2 wrote: I'd be feeling very gratified right now....my movie's doing well and I'm regaining some credibility.

If I were George Bush....

I wouldn't be going on any hunting trips with Dick.

If I were Burt Reynolds.....

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:53 am

...I'd take a good look at Kenny Rodgers and nix anymore plastic surgery.

If I were.........Osama bin Laden

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:13 am

Grumpaz wrote: ...I'd take a good look at Kenny Rodgers and nix anymore plastic surgery.

If I were.........Osama bin Laden

Be chatting up Bert and Kenny about plastic surgery

If I were Miss America....

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:28 am

minks wrote: Be chatting up Bert and Kenny about plastic surgery

If I were Miss America....

I'd try to KICK ASS at the Miss Universe Pageant :p

If I were Donald Trump . . .

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:36 am

If I were Donald Trump I'd do something about that bird nest sitting on my head!

If I were Condoleezza Rice, I'd...

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:38 am

Lulu2 wrote: If I were Donald Trump I'd do something about that bird nest sitting on my head!

If I were Condoleezza Rice, I'd...
arm wrestle G dub's and beat him and send him packing with a nice parting gift.

If I were Marge Simpson.....

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:39 am

Lulu2 wrote: If I were Condoleezza Rice, I'd...

Distance myself from George Bush as soon as possible to preserve my political future.

If I was Michael Jackson . . .

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:40 am

cherandbuster wrote: Distance myself from George Bush as soon as possible to preserve my political future.

If I was Michael Jackson . . .

oh oh same time postings hehehehe

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:43 am

minks wrote: oh oh same time postings hehehehe

Minxsy :-4

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:46 am

cherandbuster wrote: Minxsy :-4

good timing well now we will let some one else respond before we take over hehehehe

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:21 pm

Well, I'll choose Michael Jackson......if I were he, I'd kill myself and rid the world of a huge pimple on its behind.

(obviously not a member of HIS fan club, am I?)

If I were Marge Simpson.....

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:23 pm

Lulu2 wrote: If I were Marge Simpson.....

I'd divorce Homer's ass so fast his head would spin :p

If I were Johnny Depp . . .

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:31 pm

cherandbuster wrote: I'd divorce Homer's ass so fast his head would spin :p

If I were Johnny Depp . . .

I'd be gettin' with as many women as possible!!!;);)

If I were God......

911 · Post by **911** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:37 pm

woppy71 wrote: I'd be gettin' with as many women as possible!!!;);)

If I were God......

I'd put my head in my hands, sit in the corner and cry

If I were Martha Stewart.....

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:37 pm

woppy71 wrote: I'd be gettin' with as many women as possible!!!;);)

If I were God......

I would yell at man kind...."this isn't a joke, clean up your act or I am unleashing the next ice age"

If I were Nelson Mandela

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:38 pm

oh for cryin out loud I keep posting over top of everybody....

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:38 pm

woppy71 wrote: I'd be gettin' with as many women as possible!!!;);)

If I were God......

Woppy this is a fabo question that would be worthy of it's own thread.

911 · Post by **911** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:48 pm

minks wrote: oh for cryin out loud I keep posting over top of everybody....

It's OK, we like trying to beat you to the punch! LOL xxoo

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:54 pm

911 wrote: It's OK, we like trying to beat you to the punch! LOL xxoo

I shall slink of quietly now....:-1

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:12 pm

If I were Nelson Mandela I'd be proud and worried about the situation in my country.

(get ready Minx!)

If I were Burt Reynolds,

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:00 pm

Pinky wrote: If I were a Punk Rocker with flowers in my hair....

how did this fall apart so easily, there are 2 parts I am only seeing one ... tsk tsk, not to mention you embarassed me into not playing anymore ahahahahahaha

NefariousSaint · Post by **NefariousSaint** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:13 pm

...........Off track.

If I were on Kosmo Kramer......

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:50 pm

I'd probably embarass myself!

If I were Paris Hilton....

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:39 am

If I were Paris Hilton....

I'd try not to let anybody know it.

If I were Bea Arthur....

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:39 am

I'd sit back and count my money!

If I were Elmer Fudd...

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:05 pm

If I were Elmer Fudd....I'd quit hunting rabbits after that first case of rabbit fever.

If I were Henry Kissinger......

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:39 pm

I'd get an updated pair of glasses.

If I were Paul Ruebens.....

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:49 pm

Adam Zapple wrote: If I were Paul Ruebens.....

I would tell the folks who judged me to get a life.

If I were Bill Gates:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:57 pm

Marie5656 wrote:

If I were Bill Gates:

I'd visit a stylist ASAP!

If I were Cher..

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:14 pm

I'd have had so much plastic surgery I'd require a skin graft.

If I were OJ Simpson....

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:51 pm

I'd start looking for the "real" killer.

If I were George Michael.......

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:32 am

I never woulda burned that leather jacket.

If I were Nick Lachey...

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:05 am

I'd thank my lucky stars I was free of that idiot!

If I were Barbara Bush...

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:52 pm

I'd bleach that moustache.

If I were Neil Armstrong.....

nihilisticmadman · Post by **nihilisticmadman** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:07 pm

I would be 76 years old...

If I were G.Bush...

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:31 pm

I would apologize to the United States of America....go crawl in a hole and pull the grass back over it.

If I were Noah....

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:45 pm

I'd keep a journal, so I could explain to future generations just exactly HOW I got to Australia to collect all the koalas, kangaroos, bettongs, kookaburras, etc and then got them back in place, where they belonged! Chapter two would be about the new world monkeys.....

If I were Stephen Hawking,

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:49 pm

Lulu2 wrote: I'd keep a journal, so I could explain to future generations just exactly HOW I got to Australia to collect all the koalas, kangaroos, bettongs, kookaburras, etc and then got them back in place, where they belonged! Chapter two would be about the new world monkeys.....

If I were Stephen Hawking,

I would be a mighty clever guy!!

If I were Kofi Anan.....

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:53 pm

If I were Kofi Anan....I'd ask myself every single day HOW IN HELL I GOT INTO THIS MESS!

If I were an accupuncturist.....

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:01 am

I'd have everybody on pins and needles.

If I were a zookeeper :p ........

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:06 pm

I'd be spending my life outdoors in heat and rain, shoveling manure and having one of the most physically demanding jobs on the planet. I'd be happy.

If I were Michael Jackson.....

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:55 pm

I'd dangle myself off a high, high balconey.

If I were Michelangelo.....

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:40 pm

I'd have painted that ceiling BEFORE they put it up.

If I were John Wayne....

NefariousSaint · Post by **NefariousSaint** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:47 pm

Grumpaz wrote: I'd have painted that ceiling BEFORE they put it up.

If I were John Wayne....

.........I'd be mad the way Deadwood ended.

If I were a man that owned a house in the Florida keys........