what colur bog roll do you buy

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:22 am

*Measures off a good distance to keep* :p

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:25 am

Well, since snooze is so truthful-I will give the men their laugh for the day. Since I had to buy one for my husband, I use it. Snooze-get one of those baby warmer thingees for the wipes-what luxuries they have for babies now days! It makes the wet wipes warm, and is very useful in the middle of winter. I can hear Arnold and AC snickering now...................

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:40 am

:yh_whistl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:43 am

:wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:43 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Sure do, all the time. However I use toilet paper first, then a wet wipe.

I'm with Snoozie on this one! Once again, great minds agree.

I first bought them to help clean up my dog if he needed it.

Then I tried them -- they are great. You feel all *nice and clean* :p

And Chons -- that heater sounds awfully nice in a New England winter . . . :-6

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:55 am

Oh sweet memories, during WW2 it was my job to see that there was always bog paper in the outside bog, I used to have to cut up newspapers to the correct size ( or dad would give me a clip) 7 X 5 inches ,hammer a nail through the corner and put a loop of string through it and hang it on the door,the trouble was it left you with a black arse from the news print :-5 :-5

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:26 am

Uncle Fester wrote: Oh sweet memories, during WW2 it was my job to see that there was always bog paper in the outside bog, I used to have to cut up newspapers to the correct size ( or dad would give me a clip) 7 X 5 inches ,hammer a nail through the corner and put a loop of string through it and hang it on the door,the trouble was it left you with a black arse from the news print :-5 :-5

I have heard that newspaper print, at least the stuff used nowadays, is carcinogenic.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:29 am

WHITE - QUILTED - Sometimes impregnated with Aloe Vera (it it's on offer)

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:32 am

Bez wrote: WHITE - QUILTED - Sometimes impregnated with Aloe Vera (it it's on offer)

Aloe Vera is particularly kind to the bum.:-6

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:37 am

Clancy wrote: Izal bog roll was handy if your kazoo was broke.

......1 Sheet of izal, 1 comb, and you could make tunes while you sat there

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You could use it as tracing paper as well !

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:38 am

OpenMind wrote: Aloe Vera is particularly kind to the bum.:-6

Yes Rog....very 'Bum Friendly' :wah:

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:43 am

Bez wrote: WHITE - QUILTED - Sometimes impregnated with Aloe Vera (it it's on offer)

I have a number of Aloe Vera plants and no way are they going any where near my arse

The spikes on them frighten the ***** out of me

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:45 am

Wow.

114 responses to a thread on toilet paper.

We are an interesting crew, I must say :p :-4

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:23 am

Uncle Fester wrote: I have a number of Aloe Vera plants and no way are they going any where near my arse

The spikes on them frighten the ***** out of me

I had to reread this. I thought you wrote pants instead of plants. (Note to the USA, English type of pants.):D

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:25 am

Please let this thread die .

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:29 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Please let this thread die .

Never on your life.:wah: It's public property now.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:44 am

cherandbuster wrote: Wow.

114 responses to a thread on toilet paper.

We are an interesting crew, I must say :p :-4

Just goes to show what's important to us Cher

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:35 pm

Bez wrote: Just goes to show what's important to us Cher

Of course. There is just so much life in a bog.

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:41 pm

White - coz it's easier to see if my hemmoroids are bleeding or not:-2:-2:wah:;)

Niamh · Post by **Niamh** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:43 pm

......1 Sheet of izal, 1 comb, and you could make tunes while you sat there

I'd long since forgotten how well I used to play my comb and loo paper

Those were the days my friend hehehe :guitarist :driving:

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:44 pm

woppy71 wrote: White - coz it's easier to see if my hemmoroids are bleeding or not:-2:-2:wah:;)

Woppy...that's GROSSE.!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:44 pm

*blowing bubbles*

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:46 pm

Bez wrote: Woppy...that's GROSSE.!

:-2;)

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:06 pm

woppy71 wrote: White - coz it's easier to see if my hemmoroids are bleeding or not

Way too much info, buddy.

:wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:08 pm

nah, we share everything here....:wah:

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:23 pm

sunny104 wrote: nah, we share everything here....:wah:

everything?!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:25 pm

OpenMind wrote:

everything?!
yes, isn't it great??

I can't think of a subject we haven't discussed.....

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:31 pm

sunny104 wrote: yes, isn't it great??

I can't think of a subject we haven't discussed.....

There's my non-existent sex life.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:40 pm

OpenMind wrote: There's my non-existent sex life.

:yh_giggle

a sex thread...hmmmm.....:yh_think

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:40 pm

OpenMind wrote: There's my non-existent sex life.

Nothing to discuss then ! :yh_laugh :yh_rotfl

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:10 pm

a sex thread...hmmmm.....:yh_think

That's a non-existent sex thread.

Nothing to discuss then ! :yh_laugh

Oy, Bez.

I've heard it said that you ladies can find something to discuss about anything and nothing.:wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:18 pm

I love sweet potatoes!

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:22 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Eaten, right? :-2

You could start a thread...'100 things to do with a sweet potatoe '

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:24 pm

Bez wrote: You could start a thread...'100 things to do with a sweet potatoe '

or NOT to do......:wah:

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:46 pm

July 26, 2006 - 10:50AM

An ancient prayer book found by chance in an Irish bog is being hailed as one of Ireland's most significant archeological discoveries.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/1200ye ... 21849.html

that sounds sacreligious to me.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:54 pm

anastrophe wrote: July 26, 2006 - 10:50AM

An ancient prayer book found by chance in an Irish bog is being hailed as one of Ireland's most significant archeological discoveries.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/1200ye ... 21849.html

that sounds sacreligious to me.
I am SO disillusioned!!! Our brilliant Paul, with the vocabulary to rival the latest Webster's has posted in the TP thread. I will never look at you the same...:yh_sigh

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Lizard Lips · Post by **Lizard Lips** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:01 pm

anastrophe wrote: July 26, 2006 - 10:50AM

An ancient prayer book found by chance in an Irish bog

Yeah, but what color/colour was it?;)

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:24 am

Lizard Lips wrote: Yeah, but what color/colour was it?;)

Brown and vellum by the looks of it.

BR wrote:

I am SO disillusioned!!! Our brilliant Paul, with the vocabulary to rival the latest Webster's has posted in the TP thread. I will never look at you the same...:yh_sigh

Ah, but that's quality bog paper BR.

deckard · Post by **deckard** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:51 am

WHITE always white as there is less dye in a roll of white to colour it! Who knows what we might be doing to our bots with all that dye coloured paper!

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:48 am

deckard wrote: WHITE always white as there is less dye in a roll of white to colour it! Who knows what we might be doing to our bots with all that dye coloured paper!

Flashy pants has got robots.:wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:58 pm

White, I mean whats the point of anything else. And why have shapes and crenellations, and embossing, and scents, and GPS tracking built into these things. They are undoubtedly a good thing, but as usual we have turned what is the most humble and practical of household objects and turned it into a cornucopia of unesessaryness, but I,m sure its lucrative. I mean my friend now has a talking fridge, a car that won't start unless you wash your hair, and a packet of condoms with built-in mp3 players.