Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:33 am

Personally, I can not say the word inebriated when I am drunk. I have been told that I don't slur my speech or have problems talking except for that one word. For some reason, when I drink too much, I become ibreniated!

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:41 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

Cinnamon

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

British Constitution

Loquacious Transubstantiate

Passive-aggressive disorder

Specificity

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more alcohol for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

You're right, I can't jump over that table!

:wah::wah::wah::wah:.....Hic.....

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:48 am

For some women, it's difficult to say "NO"......:p

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:52 am

I discovered at 2am this morning that I couldn't talk at all, let alone pronouce some of the words below!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:00 am

Betty Boop wrote: I discovered at 2am this morning that I couldn't talk at all, let alone pronouce some of the words below!

Well you were thirsty weren't you Betty?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:02 am

Uncle Kram wrote: Well you were thirsty weren't you Betty?

Extremely!

Why is it you seem to get more drunk sitting in nattering with a friend than if you went out clubbing

annabelle · Post by **annabelle** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:15 am

Lulu2 wrote: For some women, it's difficult to say "NO"......:p

LOL ..... almost impossible ... :wah:

annabelle · Post by **annabelle** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:17 am

Betty Boop wrote: Extremely!

Why is it you seem to get more drunk sitting in nattering with a friend than if you went out clubbing

Something to do with larger measures in your glass Betty?...

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:26 am

Gotta say that I find it difficult to say anything when I'm drunk

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:26 am

annabelle wrote: Something to do with larger measures in your glass Betty?...

I guess they were rather large wine glasses!

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:53 am

Not for nothing, Arnold...but I have difficulty saying some of those things while sober!!

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:58 pm

do you ever close one eye to read things whilst under the influence?

i do, dont understand why tho

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:13 pm

Pinky wrote: I do! So I don't have to decide which book is the 'real' one! Shame it doesn't work with chairs:D

:yh_rotfl