A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my a$$ coming into work today .
The Best Sick Day Excuse Ever!
The Best Sick Day Excuse Ever!
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
The Best Sick Day Excuse Ever!
Making note to self to save that one.
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cherandbuster
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The Best Sick Day Excuse Ever!
Oh Cheryl
That is simply beautiful! :-6
That is simply beautiful! :-6
Live Life with
PASSION!:guitarist
PASSION!:guitarist
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chocoholic
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Good one !