Don't read this if youre a preist.

[Tan]

What do a preist and a christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are decoration.

[Captain Ray]

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade.

Who has the biggest boobs?

The blonde, because she's 18.



Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you!

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?

They're hiring.



and finally...



How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!



LOL

Raymond