Wanna get grossed out?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:38 am

I think it's a bad sign when you have bugs in your nether regions. :-2

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:40 am

well at least it was a little fly...

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:41 am

sunny104 wrote: well at least it was a little fly...

yea could of been a maggot.

oh don't worry Snooze, maggots only feed on dead human flesh. Your safe.

wuv's ya

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:41 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I know I'm going to regret telling this, but...

There are these seasonal little flies in my area out right now that seem to hover over and around toilets, and I got up in the middle of the night to pee...

I wiped one off my hoochie when I got up this morning. :-3

I have nothing to say. Absolutly nothing to say. No witty response comes to mind at all.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:41 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Have you ever wondered why Dutch people call their country the "Netherlands"?

nope, do you know?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:42 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I wiped one off my hoochie when I got up this morning. :-3

And this is why we love you Snoozie!! :-4

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:43 am

I think they make some sort of shampoo for that. The pack even comes with a little comb.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:44 am

DesignerGal wrote: I think they make some sort of shampoo for that. The pack even comes with a little comb.
:yh_rotfl

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:52 am

Is that why that part of your trousers is called "Flies"?

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:09 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh fine! I open myself up like this and look what happens.:rolleyes:

If you didnt open yourself up so much, maybe you wouldnt get bugs in your hoochie!

Im kidding, I love you!:D

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:10 am

Hey, Snooze!!! Is that the best ya got? 'Cuz I'm not grossed out yet....that takes some doing!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:11 am

SnoozeControl wrote: That's just mean!

aww you know I wuv's ya! :-4

besides maggots only eat dead human flesh.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:04 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I know I'm going to regret telling this, but...

There are these seasonal little flies in my area out right now that seem to hover over and around toilets, and I got up in the middle of the night to pee...

I wiped one off my hoochie when I got up this morning. :-3
:yh_rotfl I don't know when a thread has made me laugh so much. No wonder I love this place! And snooze? WAY too much info.:yh_rotfl

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:17 am

Peg wrote: :yh_rotfl I don't know when a thread has made me laugh so much. No wonder I love this place! And snooze? WAY too much info.:yh_rotfl

Oh to be a fly on the wall, sounds like this one found a way "better place" instead! :p

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:21 am

If the fly was still alive in the morning I guess that's a good thing.:wah:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:25 am

fisher wrote: If the fly was still alive in the morning I guess that's a good thing.:wah:

I GUESS!!

What I wanna know Snoozie is why you didn't just wipe it off in the

middle of the night? You need us to ship you a new Bed Buddy er

sumpin'?

;)

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:41 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I know I'm going to regret telling this, but...

There are these seasonal little flies in my area out right now that seem to hover over and around toilets, and I got up in the middle of the night to pee...

I wiped one off my hoochie when I got up this morning. :-3

How big was the fly and was it really squished up or did your ass flatten it out right

sorry i like to know the little details

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:04 am

Sheryl wrote: I think it's a bad sign when you have bugs in your nether regions. :-2

"nether regions"

I love that term. "Thinking of going hunting in the nether regions this weekend." Sounds like a place. Mystical and dangerous.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:13 am

You people need help. Serious help. Anyone who replies to this thread needs help.

Oh...

Wait a minute....:-2

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:13 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I know I'm going to regret telling this, but...

There are these seasonal little flies in my area out right now that seem to hover over and around toilets, and I got up in the middle of the night to pee...

I wiped one off my hoochie when I got up this morning. :-3

That was not gross. Rather sensuous. I have loved you for a long. Your posts only make me grow fonder. Do explain though, exactly what part of your derrière was the unfortunate fly attached to?

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:14 am

I'm going to be thinking of flies everytime I go potty....

shelleybelle73 · Post by **shelleybelle73** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:19 am

oooooeeerrrrr Snoozie,

I get horrible little earwigs on the floor sometimes, and they really creep me out, there evil looking and they watch me do my business

Next time put the light on chick :yh_hugs

hugs

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:22 am

Sounds like the days of saying "There are no flies on Snoozie" are over now there's a buzz in the fuzz

shelleybelle73 · Post by **shelleybelle73** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:23 am

BabyRider wrote: You people need help. Serious help. Anyone who replies to this thread needs help.

Oh...

Wait a minute....:-2

:yh_rotfl awwwww babyrider, you are so funny. I like it. your Great! :-4

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:25 am

Uncle Kram wrote: there's a buzz in the fuzz

:yh_rotfl

shelleybelle73 · Post by **shelleybelle73** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:28 am

Pinky wrote: You should see the giant spiders I have to fish out of the bath before I can get in it sometimes....WOOO!

Oh Pinky.... :-2

I don't mind spiders too much as long as they stay on there own side of the bathroom :wah: but earwigs are yukky,,,,

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:48 am

Pinky wrote: You should see the giant spiders I have to fish out of the bath before I can get in it sometimes....WOOO!

Now they would be pets in my house

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:04 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh fine! I open myself up like this and look what happens.:rolleyes:

You open yourself up and flies come out ? Ok Im grossed out.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:08 pm

Maybe you should attach FLY PAPER STRIPS to your.... um....belt?

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:14 pm

BabyRider wrote: You people need help. Serious help. Anyone who replies to this thread needs help.

Oh...

Wait a minute....:-2

I know. Isn't it wonderful?:wah:

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:07 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I know I'm going to regret telling this, but...

There are these seasonal little flies in my area out right now that seem to hover over and around toilets, and I got up in the middle of the night to pee...

I wiped one off my hoochie when I got up this morning. :-3

You know, Snooze. I'd have been more concerned if you hadn't removed it. That would have really grossed me out!!!

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:16 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I kept wondering what that little squiggly feeling was. :-2

How long did you wonder after you realised your hands were beside you?

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:31 pm

Pinky wrote: You should see the giant spiders I have to fish out of the bath before I can get in it sometimes....WOOO!

You know, we've been getting loads of spiders and moths in lately. Its cos the weather is so hot that I leave the windows open when I turn the lights on at night. The problem though, is that when you splat them they keep leaving odd legs stuck to the wall - and they don't match my colour scheme!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:41 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I suggest getting one of those patterns with lots of lines... the legs will hardly be visible.

Good thinking! - Lines and circles, then you won't notice the splattered moth wings either! :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:48 pm

"splattered moth wings?"

EWWWWWW

I repeat...Maybe you should attach FLY PAPER STRIPS to your.... um....belt/bra?

Lizard Lips · Post by **Lizard Lips** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:18 pm

Lulu2 wrote: Maybe you should attach FLY PAPER STRIPS to your.... um....belt/bra?

Somehow I don't think either your belt or bra would deter "hootchie" flies.:-3

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:29 pm

Do the RAID people have a product for HOOTCHIE FLIES?