hi honey

ice maiden · Post by **ice maiden** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:47 am

Hello?"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle

Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it

Daddy."

"And what happened honey? he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and

ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:09 am

................ :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:55 am

:wah: most excellent :wah:

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:23 am

THat is funny.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:44 am

:wah:

shelleybelle73 · Post by **shelleybelle73** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:53 am

OH MY GOODNESS!!!

very good... x x x

puppgirl · Post by **puppgirl** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:18 pm

that was too funny