Forgive thine enemies

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:51 pm

Toward the end of church service, the Minister asked the

congregation,

"How many of you have forgiven your enemies? All held up their

hands except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight." she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all

how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in

the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,

faced the congregation, and said:

"I outlived the b*tches."

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:23 pm

GUFFAW!!

I was there too Val. And before she said those cuss words, she did smile and show the congregation the small pearl handled pistol she had stashed in her wrinkled cleavage.

ice maiden · Post by **ice maiden** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:43 am

:wah: something to aim for :wah: