She has 2 vagina's...isnt that great ? : )

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:28 pm

By Anonymous, 41, record-company executive

As told to Chris Nuttall-Smith

August 2006, Volume 146, Issue 2

Esquire

I didn't know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain—woman stuff—but I'd get it checked out, and they wouldn't find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, "Oops."

What I've got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there's a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I'm one in a million.

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You'd think I could have saved one of them for marriage.

When I was dating, I'd just say, "So I have a little something to tell you." I never got any other reaction except, "Oh, my God, that's so cool," because they'd want to have sex in both sides and see what it felt like. Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they're both tight. That's a plus. I've got two G-spots, too, so I've always appreciated men who were extra dexterous with their fingers. I get to have two orgasms at the same time.

I have to wear two tampons when I get my period. It was harder to get pregnant, too, because it's hard to know which side the egg is on. That, and I had to have a C-section when I had my first child recently. Every time I go in for a Pap smear, the doctor's like, "Do you mind if I call in a few people, 'cause you know we've all heard of this but we've never seen it." You get used to all the questions, and I'm not really shy about it. Every once in a while I'll tell a guy and he'll say, "No way! I have two penises!" That would be fantastic.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:57 pm

Imagine giving birth to two that way.............................:-3

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:57 pm

Nomad wrote: I didn't know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain—woman stuff—but I'd get it checked out, and they wouldn't find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, "Oops."

What I've got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there's a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I'm one in a million.

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You'd think I could have saved one of them for marriage.

When I was dating, I'd just say, "So I have a little something to tell you." I never got any other reaction except, "Oh, my God, that's so cool," because they'd want to have sex in both sides and see what it felt like. Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they're both tight. That's a plus. I've got two G-spots, too, so I've always appreciated men who were extra dexterous with their fingers. I get to have two orgasms at the same time.

I have to wear two tampons when I get my period. It was harder to get pregnant, too, because it's hard to know which side the egg is on. That, and I had to have a C-section when I had my first child recently. Every time I go in for a Pap smear, the doctor's like, "Do you mind if I call in a few people, 'cause you know we've all heard of this but we've never seen it." You get used to all the questions, and I'm not really shy about it. Every once in a while I'll tell a guy and he'll say, "No way! I have two penises!" That would be fantastic.

I have been thinking about giving up FG. This is just to much to bare. Texas tall tales are supposed to be my specialty.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:32 pm

Don't you dare go anywhere, JB !!!! Or we'll all just hafta form a posse and ride on out after you. Rope and throw and brand ya... rawhide!!!!! :-4 um.. but I digresss.....

I read about that in our local newspaper too. Guess if an occasional sad accident means someone can be born with two heads, why not two sets of female reproductive organs. At least this woman, according to this report anyway, doesn't seem to be letting it um ruin her life.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:42 pm

:yh_peace

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:49 pm

Yikes thats all I have to say on this... Not sure if I would want the world to know..

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:21 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Yeah, no kidding! I don't even know where my one G-spot is. :-2

That can usually be found between your F spot and your H spot, Snooze. Or, if your lucky, your FF spots and your HH spots.. I need coffee!!!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:27 pm

Are you okay Nomad?:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:42 pm

Good job she hasn't got 3 vaginas, otherwise she'd be f***ed left, right and centre

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:21 am

Does this mean she's really, REALLY popular at orgies?

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:51 am

excellent - double the pleasure

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:15 am

Uncle Kram wrote: Good job she hasn't got 3 vaginas, otherwise she'd be f***ed left, right and centre

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl You always make me laugh out loud krambo x

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:38 am

AussiePam wrote: That can usually be found between your F spot and your H spot, Snooze. Or, if your lucky, your FF spots and your HH spots.. I need coffee!!!

Could you PM me a diagram on that, with foot notes?

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:39 am

Peg wrote: Are you okay Nomad?:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
"Never argue with an idiot. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Save lives--don't drink and drive."

Save horse, ride a cowboy.

Brooks and Dunn

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:39 am

Footnote??? You wanna use your feet??????? WOW... Texas might be an interesting place!! Well I know it is. GRIN.

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:40 am

buttercup wrote: excellent - double the pleasure

Gives a hole new meaning to multiple orgasms.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:40 am

jbbarker1947 wrote:

Save horse, ride a cowboy.

Brooks and Dunn

Ahhhhh... now that is one of my favourite songs!!!!!! Yeeeee haaaaaaa

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:41 am

Ahhhh

This thread could have only been started by our Nomad

Or perhaps even our jb

Two peas in a pod, they are :-4

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:43 am

Now that's a thought, Cher. Two pees!!!

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:22 am

This is definatly too much for first thing in the morning. :wah:

ice maiden · Post by **ice maiden** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:34 am

i have a question does the guy get to choice which one he uses or do you

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:37 am

I think she would be very popular among the swingers in Buttercup's thread.

But I just had a thought...when she goes for her annual GYN exam...she has to have both checked. That would suck.

ice maiden · Post by **ice maiden** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:45 am

oh what a nasty thought.

having one is bad enough

Little Chamonix · Post by **Little Chamonix** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:57 am

mmmm if only, dreaming.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:01 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Uncle Kram you win had me laughing outloud as welll..

[QUOTE]Good job she hasn't got 3 vaginas, otherwise she'd be f***ed left, right and centre [/QUOTE]

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:43 am

Uncle Kram wrote: Good job she hasn't got 3 vaginas, otherwise she'd be f***ed left, right and centre

:yh_rotfl

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:00 pm

And...she is STILL the life of the party!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:32 pm

AussiePam wrote: Now that's a thought, Cher. Two pees!!!
Oh....Pam....Now that was freakin' hilarious!!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Lizard Lips · Post by **Lizard Lips** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:36 pm

I get to have two orgasms at the same time.

Can't complain about THAT!:p

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:06 am

A program about this woman is being screened on Australian television this evening. I think I might just give it a miss.

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:28 am

Nomad wrote: By Anonymous, 41, record-company executive

As told to Chris Nuttall-Smith

August 2006, Volume 146, Issue 2

Esquire

I didn't know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain—woman stuff—but I'd get it checked out, and they wouldn't find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, "Oops."

What I've got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there's a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I'm one in a million.

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You'd think I could have saved one of them for marriage.

When I was dating, I'd just say, "So I have a little something to tell you." I never got any other reaction except, "Oh, my God, that's so cool," because they'd want to have sex in both sides and see what it felt like. Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they're both tight. That's a plus. I've got two G-spots, too, so I've always appreciated men who were extra dexterous with their fingers. I get to have two orgasms at the same time.

I have to wear two tampons when I get my period. It was harder to get pregnant, too, because it's hard to know which side the egg is on. That, and I had to have a C-section when I had my first child recently. Every time I go in for a Pap smear, the doctor's like, "Do you mind if I call in a few people, 'cause you know we've all heard of this but we've never seen it." You get used to all the questions, and I'm not really shy about it. Every once in a while I'll tell a guy and he'll say, "No way! I have two penises!" That would be fantastic.

How to confuse a man - turn up naked with beer

then tell him you've got two lots of g spots

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:31 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: How to confuse a man - turn up naked with beer

then tell him you've got two g spots

uuummmm Most men wouldn't know where to find ONE G-spot let alone two! :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:32 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: How to confuse a man - turn up naked with beer

then tell him you've got two lots of g spots

Just close your eyes and dive right in