I like it..
Why Men are Happier.
Why Men are Happier.
I like it..
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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chonsigirl
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Why Men are Happier.
I kept my name-added his as a hyphenated version....................:-6
Why Men are Happier.
a lot of the things on that list fit me too....
Why Men are Happier.
:-3 hope it's the wallet and shoes one.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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cherandbuster
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Accountable
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Why Men are Happier.
Your last name stays put.
Your last name is optional
The garage is all yours.
You have the house, the part with the air conditioning.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You know you enjoy it.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Yup. One more thing we can't eat in front of you
You can be President.
You can be the President's boss
You can never be pregnant.
You can be the President's boss.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can too. :sneaky:
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
I'm waiting.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Car mechanics tell no one the truth.
The world is your urinal.
Yeeeehhhhh.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
Gas stations have restrooms?
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Rightey tightey, lefty loosey
Same work, more pay.
It's against policy to talk about pay, sorry.
Wrinkles add character.
Your spending habits add wrinkles
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
You're welcome.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Except in the gym, then it's in pity.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Have you heard Sunny when she lets one go?
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
We buy shoes to fit.
One mood all the time.
Which you complain about.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Yet phone bills are on a payment plan. :yh_frustr
You know stuff about tanks.(!!!!!)
You know stuff about halters.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can borrow my white T-shirt
You can open all your own jars.
We know that's just a ploy on your part.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
It's the rare act that gets noticed. Not our fault. :rolleyes:
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
That's because we show up anyway.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Your partner is stealing from you.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
More than enough for you too, but you can't accept it.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
True, except for undoing them at the drive-in.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
That's because there aren't any.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Maybeline doesn't sell your original color anymore?
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Until it falls out.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You only have to shave until you're married.
You can play with toys all your life.
I'll bet you play with the kids' toys all day long.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
I'm wise enough to leave this one alone.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
Not can, just do.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You can justify spending hundreds just by calling it a manicure.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
And I thank you for keeping to only one choice.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
I thought you were going to do the shopping this year.
No wonder men are happier.
Sure! Less stress.
Your last name is optional
The garage is all yours.
You have the house, the part with the air conditioning.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You know you enjoy it.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Yup. One more thing we can't eat in front of you
You can be President.
You can be the President's boss
You can never be pregnant.
You can be the President's boss.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can too. :sneaky:
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
I'm waiting.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Car mechanics tell no one the truth.
The world is your urinal.
Yeeeehhhhh.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
Gas stations have restrooms?
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Rightey tightey, lefty loosey
Same work, more pay.
It's against policy to talk about pay, sorry.
Wrinkles add character.
Your spending habits add wrinkles
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
You're welcome.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Except in the gym, then it's in pity.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Have you heard Sunny when she lets one go?
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
We buy shoes to fit.
One mood all the time.
Which you complain about.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Yet phone bills are on a payment plan. :yh_frustr
You know stuff about tanks.(!!!!!)
You know stuff about halters.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can borrow my white T-shirt
You can open all your own jars.
We know that's just a ploy on your part.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
It's the rare act that gets noticed. Not our fault. :rolleyes:
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
That's because we show up anyway.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Your partner is stealing from you.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
More than enough for you too, but you can't accept it.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
True, except for undoing them at the drive-in.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
That's because there aren't any.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Maybeline doesn't sell your original color anymore?
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Until it falls out.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You only have to shave until you're married.
You can play with toys all your life.
I'll bet you play with the kids' toys all day long.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
I'm wise enough to leave this one alone.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
Not can, just do.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You can justify spending hundreds just by calling it a manicure.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
And I thank you for keeping to only one choice.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
I thought you were going to do the shopping this year.
No wonder men are happier.
Sure! Less stress.
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chonsigirl
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Why Men are Happier.
:wah: What a man you are, AC!
Why Men are Happier.
Reckon I'm pretty happy being a girl !!! Sort of came to terms with it when the boys started getting weird when I climbed trees with them or beat them at marbles. Really, I think it was because I had suddenly grown embarrassing protuberances on me non hairy chest. And they just suddenly realised that girls were different (gorgeous goddesses all) and it was unmanly to compete when the girls could still beat them at marbles, and climb trees higher and faster.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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Accountable
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- Joined: Mon May 30, 2005 8:33 am
Why Men are Happier.
We let you win at climbing. The view's worth it. :sneaky:
Why Men are Happier.
enjoyed all your comments in this thread accounts :yh_rotfl
Why Men are Happier.
Accountable wrote:
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Have you heard Sunny when she lets one go?
I heard that!!!
*adds Bacardi to shopping list for get-together...* :yh_devil
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Have you heard Sunny when she lets one go?
I heard that!!!
*adds Bacardi to shopping list for get-together...* :yh_devil
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cherandbuster
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- Joined: Mon May 15, 2006 11:33 am
Why Men are Happier.
Accountable wrote: No wonder men are happier.
Sure! Less stress.
Acc
I so enjoyed your entire post
You rule
Sure! Less stress.
Acc
I so enjoyed your entire post
You rule
Live Life with
PASSION!:guitarist
PASSION!:guitarist