Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:52 am

Oh Snoozie!

That is just fabulous!

Good thing it wasn't a fluorescent bulb, huh?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:00 am

Or a gerbil....

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:01 am

cherandbuster wrote: Oh Snoozie!

That is just fabulous!

Good thing it wasn't a fluorescent bulb, huh?

I only hope it was only of the candle bulbs rather than one of the big low energy types!

They cannot possibly think he did it to himself can they?

How?

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:06 am

onsekiz wrote: or stadium spotlights

OUCH!

Imagine turning them on!

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:11 am

Does this mean if he becomes pregnant he won't know who the responsible party is?:-3

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:22 am

:yh_think

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:yh_think

There's a joke to be told in that ................. :yh_think

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:23 am

:yh_idea Ahah!

Nope. :yh_think

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valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:23 am

I had a friend who worked in a hospital supply room and told about one time

a guy came in for a zucchini removal. Guy swore he was out walking around

in his garden in the nude, slipped and fell and the zuke went up his butt!!

:yh_giggle

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:00 am

I think proctologists must have to have a pretty good sense of humor... Nobody ever knows exactly how these things end up in their butt.. but there they are... LOL

Raymond

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:40 am

No accounting for human ingenuity! :wah:

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:00 pm

Captain Ray wrote: I think proctologists must have to have a pretty good sense of humor... Nobody ever knows exactly how these things end up in their butt.. but there they are... LOL

Raymond
You do know the difference between a proctologist and a bartender, right? A proctologist only has to deal with one a$$hole at a time.

Peg, back me up here.... :yh_rotfl

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:49 pm

I gave a copy of this article to my daughter, the OR nurse, to take for future reference. She said, "Nope, been there, done that, only not that extreme.

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The wattage was lower."

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:02 pm

snooze how do you come across this stuff?

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:26 pm

What I wanna know is who told Cap'n the diff between gerontologist and

proctologist!!

:yh_giggle

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:29 pm

:-2 ouch

that's all I gotta say, but I wonder if the light bulb was reusable after they removed it.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:34 pm

Sheryl wrote: :-2 ouch

that's all I gotta say, but I wonder if the light bulb was reusable after they removed it.

Would you really want to be the one to find out?

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:41 pm

my friend works in A&E - lots of people are admitted with things in thier bum

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:46 pm

buttercup wrote: my friend works in A&E - lots of people are admitted with things in thier bum

Don't see the attraction myself

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:58 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I bet it had an interesting streaky pattern on it, but it'd probably smell kinda bad once it got hot.

Grossed out yet?

you know you and my hubby's best friend should hook up. Ya'll would definatly be 2 peas in a pod.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:12 pm

Sheryl wrote: :-2 ouch

that's all I gotta say, but I wonder if the light bulb was reusable after they removed it.

maybe that's how they found it. It would make it easier if it were shining.

Of course it would be considerably brighter than the patient. :p

Captain Ray · Post by **Captain Ray** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:01 pm

valerie wrote: What I wanna know is who told Cap'n the diff between gerontologist and

proctologist!!

:yh_giggle

Google.

Raymond