Neverending Story

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:52 pm

Geranius wrote: flung slimy green

(there's actually a song by frank zappa called I'm the slime - check it out on napster!!!! it's really funny!!!! )

wellingtons a world record distance, and besides she could also....

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:50 pm

chocoholic wrote: wellingtons a world record distance, and besides she could also....

dance the tango with a rose clenched between her dentures while checking out Frank Zappa in napster and writing a sequel to Hamlet. BUT - it just wasn't her day, and ....

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:21 am

AussiePam wrote: dance the tango with a rose clenched between her dentures while checking out Frank Zappa in napster and writing a sequel to Hamlet. BUT - it just wasn't her day, and ....

the prince,taking one look at the dentures grinning away at him decided to......

Aisling · Post by **Aisling** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:39 pm

chocoholic wrote: the prince,taking one look at the dentures grinning away at him decided to......
take her home for a night of......

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:24 pm

Aisling wrote: take her home for a night of......

passionate dental makeover, so he called in the Fab Five who minced right over and in no time ....

Aisling · Post by **Aisling** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:16 pm

AussiePam wrote: passionate dental makeover, so he called in the Fab Five who minced right over and in no time ....
she was beautiful, and just as he was about to deliver his little rehearsed speech........

OutsideLookinIn · Post by **OutsideLookinIn** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:48 pm

Aisling wrote: she was beautiful, and just as he was about to deliver his little rehearsed speech........

he had an attack of the hiccups and swallowed his dentures. Luckily, he'd eaten breakfast earlier.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:00 pm

however, it was heavily laced with garlic

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:56 am

and every vampire in the room expired immediately. Superman ripped off his tights and wiped his steaming brow. Alas poor Yorick, he cried but then just as the clock struck thirteen......

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:59 pm

he realized his state of indecent exposure

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:10 pm

and demanded to be arrested. But Mr Plod the Policeman had his hands full with students skinny dipping in the fountain and ...

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:09 am

AussiePam wrote: and demanded to be arrested. But Mr Plod the Policeman had his hands full with students skinny dipping in the fountain and ...

so had to ask Superman to hold his truncheon. Superman promptly......

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:42 pm

...tried to conceal the fact that he was blushing and perspiring profusely

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:04 pm

but in the end succumbed and they went off into the sunset hand in hand, um truncheon in hand.... meanwhile back at the ranch Cinderella was busy squeezing zits when suddenly...

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:46 am

AussiePam wrote: but in the end succumbed and they went off into the sunset hand in hand, um truncheon in hand.... meanwhile back at the ranch Cinderella was busy squeezing zits when suddenly...

Zits said, "Ow!!, that hurts!" Cinderella squeezed harder, at which point.....

ice maiden · Post by **ice maiden** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:49 am

prince charming walked in

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:58 am

and said, "Quit with the Zit, or . . .

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:12 am

jbbarker1947 wrote: and said, "Quit with the Zit, or . . .

I'll marry one of the ugly sisters. Cinderella thought about it and..........

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:37 pm

chocoholic wrote: I'll marry one of the ugly sisters. Cinderella thought about it and..........

wondered if chocolate was really her thing after all. No, I'm going to remain chased all my life, she raised her eyes towards Willy's Wonker and blushing fiery red, strode off to take the veil.. BUT, little did she know................

ice maiden · Post by **ice maiden** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:02 am

what lay waiting, just outside the door

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:53 am

ice maiden wrote: what lay waiting, just outside the door

stood the charming Lance Lamour who said, "I didn't even cinderize you Reconella".

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:36 pm

Obviously Lance's tang was tonguled around his eyetooth and he couldn't see what he was saying. Or perhaps he was just three sheets to the wind on...

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:59 am

.. board the good ship Lollipop. And that's how the Pirates came to be in this story with many an Aaaarghhhh - and Pieces of Eight all over the place. For the Pirate King had gazed upon the dashing Lance Lamour and .....

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:43 pm

AussiePam wrote: .. board the good ship Lollipop. And that's how the Pirates came to be in this story with many an Aaaarghhhh - and Pieces of Eight all over the place. For the Pirate King had gazed upon the dashing Lance Lamour and .....
and ransomed him for 40 pieces 8, or is that 8 pieces of 40 .... oh who cares .... anyway, where was I ...... oh yeah ...... Pirate King Terry then used his new found wealth to dazzle the fair Australian maiden Pam and from then became know as Shane Warne to bowl the Maiden Over.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:07 pm

But little did King Terry know that Shane Warne had taken up with an English um maiden called Miss Twit (really!!) and they were off in Tahiti teaching football. Meanwhile Lance Lamour, flexed his well ransomed pecs and decided that soft words butter no parsnips. Grabbing the moonshine jug, he ...

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:12 pm

AussiePam wrote: But little did King Terry know that Shane Warne had taken up with an English um maiden called Miss Twit (really!!) and they were off in Tahiti teaching football. Meanwhile Lance Lamour, flexed his well ransomed pecs and decided that soft words butter no parsnips. Grabbing the moonshine jug, he ...

decided that he was really Gay and ran off to Tahiti to learn about how Shane was juggling his balls in the air so well, whilst still .....

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:03 am

.. gazing soulfully towards Brokeback Mountain. Meanwhile deeeeep beneath the sea, King Neptune suddenly sneezed and ..

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:18 am

AussiePam wrote: .. gazing soulfully towards Brokeback Mountain. Meanwhile deeeeep beneath the sea, King Neptune suddenly sneezed and ..

this caused a tsunami which was heading towards..........

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:34 am

chocoholic;348175 wrote: this caused a tsunami which was heading towards..........

the shores of good old ................

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:56 am

SOJOURNER;471119 wrote: the shores of good old ................

Gitcheegoomie. Still. . .

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:08 pm

Zapata;471168 wrote: Gitcheegoomie. Still. . .

as the water lay now, it is only a matter of time before................

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:30 pm

The bubbles surfaced...............

Aisling · Post by **Aisling** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:26 pm

Shweet tatersalad;471582 wrote: The bubbles surfaced...............

and beneath the bubbles lay lurking.....

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Wed May 20, 2009 2:40 am

Jaques Costeau with his..........

Post by **Sunshine** » Wed May 20, 2009 2:47 am

whale gaffer...

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed May 20, 2009 12:54 pm

. . .and prisoner, Lance Lamour, who had fallen asleep for ever so long, after pricking his thumbs with the sticky, prickly-pear jam that . . .

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:52 am

attracted i'll mannered sea- bass that whisked young Lance away to..........

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu May 21, 2009 5:24 am

a safe and happy place where they..............

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Fri May 22, 2009 1:12 am

hugged and kissed him and told him that he really is a ...........

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon May 25, 2009 12:36 pm

. . .supercalafragalistic sort of guy. Right then and there he . . .

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Thu May 28, 2009 7:31 pm

removed his shirt revealing what had not been seen for many many years,it was the sign of...........

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:06 pm

. . .the ancient Druids. Well, this caused much . . .

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 28, 2009 10:32 pm

lust and temptation for his girlfriend as she was. . .

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Fri May 29, 2009 12:33 pm

. . . actually descended from the Druids on her nanny Sally O'Malley's side.

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Sat May 30, 2009 1:44 am

after her secret liasion with Angus McSporran of the Highland McSporrans who's caber tossing is as legendary as his ..........

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sat May 30, 2009 4:06 pm

. . . penchant for balancing on a tightrope in snakeskin tights, but . . .

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 30, 2009 4:51 pm

Zapata;1197049 wrote: . . . penchant for balancing on a tightrope in snakeskin tights, but . . . she slipped tearing off one of her........

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Sun May 31, 2009 1:11 am

chins! she was rushed to emergency for an immediate facial reconstruction only to find when shown a mirror that the surgeon had........

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun May 31, 2009 1:45 am

come to the theatre wearing flipflops........

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sun May 31, 2009 7:40 pm

which were of the loveliest chartreuse color . . .