awful but funny metaphors

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chonsigirl
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awful but funny metaphors

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:eek: Oh my gosh! That first one has me laughing.
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CARLA
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awful but funny metaphors

Post by CARLA »

A few more these are great...!! :wah: :wah:

[QUOTE]20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike

Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not

eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck,

either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping

on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one

slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around

with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up[/QUOTE]
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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