I have a really big God

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:41 pm

I swear that's what a preacher said on tv this morning while I was flipping channels.

"I have a really big God."

:-3

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:48 pm

If religious wars have now come down to "My God is bigger than your God" we're all in serious trouble.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:03 pm

The Hindu Gods have more arms than other Gods. That has to be an advantage.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:22 pm

ganesha

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koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:28 pm

Shiva's the Destroyer.

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koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:33 pm

It could be fun to play Godwrestling Mania. We pick two Gods and have them face off in the ring. No holds barred. Perhaps the best way to solve their differences?

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:54 pm

Im laughing, but Ive heard those exact words many times before. Back in the seventies when I briefly was involved with a cult. I think it means hes generous....

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:59 pm

i thought Shiva was a goddess on Mortal Kombat

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:14 pm

Good. . um. . . er. . . . I'm going to have to think {may my big god help me) to go some to top those. Priceless.

Shalom

Ted:-6

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:21 pm

Diuretic:-6

Damn!

Shalom

Ted:-6

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:24 pm

Whatever happened to Hera and Amon and my personal favorite, Hathor? They were realllllY BIGGGG. They didn't need words....they had FACES! :wah:

Edited to add this: Did you know that Hindus don't have a formal plan to accept converts? It's true. They've got so many reallllyYYYY BIGGGG deities that, unless you were raised in the culture, you'd just never "get it."

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:42 pm

(Ganesh drops back for the catch as Shiva sends a powerful pass to the five-yard line!)

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:47 pm

Hathor pounces on the quarterback and devours him while Tuaret lumbers to the linebacker and pushes him out of bounds. Zeus sends one of those pesky FIREBOLTS and the referee throws the handkerchief....

The penalty?????

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:59 pm

koan wrote: ganeshaKasundheit *passes a box of tissue*

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:05 pm

koan wrote: If religious wars have now come down to "My God is bigger than your God" we're all in serious trouble.

Oh KOAN.......it has.

Did you know that Brooke Shields is related to Mohammed? LMFAO. Let the USA send her over to Iraq to end the war.

I heard on American History Channel that this war and Bush senior is nothing more than an extention of the Crusades...............

Let the Christians take Jeruselam...............

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:08 pm

I can make a point for all religious wars ALWAYS having been "My god's bigger than your god...my god's bigger than yours. My god's bigger 'cause he owns true salvation...my god's bigger than yours."

What else HAVE they been?

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:15 pm

Lulu2 wrote: I can make a point for all religious wars ALWAYS having been "My god's bigger than your god...my god's bigger than yours. My god's bigger 'cause he owns true salvation...my god's bigger than yours."

What else HAVE they been?

I would suggest they having been F,,,..cking their neighbors wife, husband or child. They are trying to screw their boss or co-workers.

There has been a major amount of back stabbing.

They have no feeling about how to live this life that would make them feel good.............keeep to you and your loved ones........make life easy for you all by love, understanding and compassion.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:36 pm

(Sorry for the delay...this one slipped by me)

I don't mean to FAUN on you, Clancy, so I'll just say "AMUN" to your post.

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:06 am

nvalleyvee wrote: I would suggest they having been F,,,..cking their neighbors wife, husband or child. They are trying to screw their boss or co-workers.

There has been a major amount of back stabbing.

They have no feeling about how to live this life that would make them feel good.............keeep to you and your loved ones........make life easy for you all by love, understanding and compassion.

Every Friggin' one of them? Mani religious people are good-hearted. I would like to think I am one of them. Not trying to be Fulla myself or trying to Bragi.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:44 pm

:yh_rotfl ADAM! :yh_clap

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am

It's a PANdemic! By ZEUS, I think I'll hop in my MERCURY and pick up some CERESal.