Monkey

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:54 pm

Monkey's old flame likes multiple O's

But she wonders how he'll give her those,

He got nekkid and bold,

In the tub so behold,

He poor willy shrunk, right under her nose!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:42 pm

Samantha wrote: Monkey's old flame likes multiple O's

But she wonders how he'll give her those,

He got nekkid and bold,

In the tub so behold,

He poor willy shrunk, right under her nose!!

Another case of envy, I'm thinking

Either that or you've been drinking

If 'under her nose'

I don't suppose

His willy would EVEN be shrinking

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:03 pm

The twins just bought a new car,

Before they went very far,

They dropped the transmission,

And blew the ignition,

Now they're stuck at the bar.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:38 pm

Ol' monkey's in search of new booty

Old flames are often too snooty

They forget what they've got

Look for what's not

And totally neglect their duty

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:12 am

Happy ol' monkey........

So monkey has found a nurse

He certainly could have done worse

She pampers him badly

And spoils him gladly

With her, his comfort comes first

Attached files

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:17 am

A nurse is sooo apropo,

Of all his diseases she'll know,

She can give shots,

And Monkey needs lots,

That nurse has sunk really low.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:41 pm

When all is done and finally said

And monkey's eulogy is finally read

I think you'll find

That in your mind

A lot of his problems are in YOUR head

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:51 pm

Feeling fit and full of vigor

Monkey cocked nursey's trigger

Hot dang!!!

What a bang!!!

Monkey gave her mortis rigor

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:01 pm

Now monkey is on a new mission

His 'nads are like neuclear fission

He's gone throug half

The nursing staff

The other half is still wishin'

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:04 pm

A clean bill of health did appear

Ol' monkey's 'discharge' is all clear

So he's back on the street

With lovin' so sweet

For all the young ladies so dear

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:08 pm

Monkey bumped into a sweet lass

While she was filling her car with gas

With such lovely bumpers

He tried to jump 'er

Instead he got knocked on his a$$

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:11 pm

Well monkey's as bright as a pin,

I'm sure he'll be making a din,

The ladies will run

When they see monkey come,

By noon he'll be living in sin. :-6

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:12 pm

Monkey may not win them all

But he's not afraid of the fall

He takes what life gives

That's how he lives

With him it's balls to the wall!!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:46 am

abbey wrote: Well monkey's as bright as a pin,

I'm sure he'll be making a din,

The ladies will run

When they see monkey come,

By noon he'll be living in sin. :-6

..........heeeeeyyyyyyyyy abbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy !!!!!

great to hear from you:wah:

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:43 am

4rum wrote: When all is done and finally said

And monkey's eulogy is finally read

I think you'll find

That in your mind

A lot of his problems are in YOUR head

Miss Monkey has written a verse,

She hopes it's sufficiently terse,

"At last Monkey's dead,

The worms can be fed,"

She can't think of anything worse.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:48 am

But Monkey's not actually dead,

Miss Monkey's just teched in the head,

She likes to pretend,

That's she's Monkeys friend,

Her meds, she needs to be fed.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:56 am

Samantha is looking for action,

And 4rum is her attraction,

It's 4th of July,

So come, don't be shy,

Let's go cause a distraction!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:55 am

Samantha wrote: Samantha is looking for action,

And 4rum is her attraction,

It's 4th of July,

So come, don't be shy,

Let's go cause a distraction!!

Just like a Roman candle

I'll make you too hot to handle

Then with a big bang

I don't give a dang

If there's an ensueing scandal

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:41 am

4rum wrote: Just like a Roman candle

I'll make you too hot to handle

Then with a big bang

I don't give a dang

If there's an ensueing scandal

Well THAT was just a delight!!

Let's do it again if we might,

I'm totally sure,

You're no amature,

Teach me til I get it right!!!

:-4

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:35 pm

Samantha wrote: Well THAT was just a delight!!

Let's do it again if we might,

I'm totally sure,

You're no amature,

Teach me til I get it right!!!

:-4

Aww... I LIKE the way you dunnit

If there were a prize, you'd a won it

From bottom to top

You didn't even stop

Had there been a sign, you'd a runnit

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:02 pm

I think that we're in a fix,

That Monkey has taken our pix,

He says he wants cash,

Or he'll sell the stash,

To the press to be shown at six!!!

Ackkkkkkkkkk

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:43 am

Samantha wrote: I think that we're in a fix,

That Monkey has taken our pix,

He says he wants cash,

Or he'll sell the stash,

To the press to be shown at six!!!

Ackkkkkkkkkk

Well I don't see this as a mess

If he has no luck with the press

I'll pay his fee

He can sell them to me

I'd GLADLY pay to see you undressed.......... again

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:15 am

4rum wrote: Well I don't see this as a mess

If he has no luck with the press

I'll pay his fee

He can sell them to me

I'd GLADLY pay to see you undressed.......... again

I'm sure you have quite a collection!

Of pics of ME for inspection

and no I don't mind,

you keep what you find,

Just keep all them in your protection.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:19 am

Miss Monkey returned from her trip,

With one Holy Quail in her grip,

She said it would lay,

A gold egg any day,

I think, Miss Monkey did flip.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:02 pm

Samantha wrote: I'm sure you have quite a collection!

Of pics of ME for inspection

and no I don't mind,

you keep what you find,

Just keep all them in your protection.

Really there's just one selection

That could possibly raise your objection

Speaking of raising

It's just amazing

How that one lifts my *)&$*^*^! ... uh... (boing) ... correction

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:09 pm

4rum wrote: Really there's just one selection

That could possibly raise your objection

Speaking of raising

It's just amazing

How that one lifts my *)&$*^*^! ... uh... (boing) ... correction

Hey!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:39 pm

Samantha wrote: Hey!

Wut?

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:46 pm

Monkey went ridin' in his Cadillac

Girls in the front, beer in the back

Out on the town

Top rolled down

Girls not the car, see their rac?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:13 am

Monkey see Monkey do,

You naughty thing, you belong in the zoo.

The gals in the car they yelled him to stop

Sat down in the seat and pulled up their top.

Monkey screeched to a halt turned and said

"You bad bad girl, get off my head"

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:10 am

I see Abbey's got Monkey's number,

The zoo kicked him out, it's no wonder,

The zookeepers quit,

He gave them a fit,

With chaos, disorder and plunder.

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:13 am

A pert scribe by the name of abbey

Was picked up by an off duty cabby

The cabby was funky

In fact it was monkey

"Run abbey, he's often crabby !!!"

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:19 pm

Hark hark, there's an "Amber alert!!"

They're looking for one young and pert,

Abbey went missing,

That Monkey was kissing!! (gasp)

I hope she doesn't get hurt.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:21 pm

Dear 4rum please come help me find,

One whimsical Abbey's behind,

There's tracks in the dirt,

And here is her skirt!!!

She must be in a terrible bind!!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:06 pm

Here i am, just come up for air,

Cheeky monkey took me home to his lair,

He wined me and dined me,

Kissed and refined me,

Satisfied....

that's incredibly rare!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:42 am

abbey wrote: Here i am, just come up for air,

Cheeky monkey took me home to his lair,

He wined me and dined me,

Kissed and refined me,

Satisfied....

that's incredibly rare!

I'm amazed and full of chagrin

Seems monkey has scored again

He's quite debonair

(Except for the hair)

I guess it's his boyish grin

(...thanks for being such a good sport abbey)

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:41 am

abbey wrote: Here i am, just come up for air,

Cheeky monkey took me home to his lair,

He wined me and dined me,

Kissed and refined me,

Satisfied....

that's incredibly rare!

Miss Monkey is mad as a hatter,

That Monkey to Abbey to batter,

While Sammie is grinning

About this shagrinning,

Whatever will be, is what matters.

You go Girl!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:44 am

Samantha is going away,

If only just for a day,

She'll sure miss her sweetie,

Yessiree peetie,

Be careful how you all play.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:18 am

Have a good trip hon.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:52 am

Samantha wrote: Samantha is going away,

If only just for a day,

She'll sure miss her sweetie,

Yessiree peetie,

Be careful how you all play.

:-3 :yh_brokeh :yh_cry

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:34 am

Now 4rum is all of a dither,

His ardour has started to wither,

Come sit down by me,

We'll chat and then see,

If i can make you better, come hither.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:21 pm

abbey wrote: Now 4rum is all of a dither,

His ardour has started to wither,

Come sit down by me,

We'll chat and then see,

If i can make you better, come hither.

Why yes thanks, I do feel better

You're quite the baby setter

This chat was good

But now I should

Go post her a little letter:yh_hugs

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:30 pm

4rum wrote: Why yes thanks, I do feel better

You're quite the baby setter

This chat was good

But now I should

Go post her a little letter:yh_hugs
That's good, she'll be over the moon,

A letter will be a nice boon,

Send her a kiss x

And she'll be in bliss,

And tell her to hurry back soon.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:33 am

Samantha should be home tonight

She'll soon put everything right

She'll spank ol' monkey

An' kiss her bunky

Well... if I'm good... she might:D

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:53 pm

Hey everyone I am back,

I gave the Monkey a wack,

Now where is my 4rum?

Without him I'm hohum!!

Get ready, get set, I'll attack!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:58 pm

Dear Abbey you are very kind,

To help my dear 4rum unwind,

I had lots of fun,

But I missed my hun,

So Sweetie, what have you have in mind?

Sammie is shot and is going to sleep now.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:17 am

Oh boy! it's a brand new day

Guess who's already out to play

Samantha's back

Sweetly stacked

Sending some hugs out her way

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:02 pm

I hear Monkey hit the casino,

He wanted to learn to play Keno,

He got all confused

On what numbers to chose,

So instead he chose some hot Latino!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:32 am

Samantha wrote: I hear Monkey hit the casino,

He wanted to learn to play Keno,

He got all confused

On what numbers to chose,

So instead he chose some hot Latino!

Once in their room all macho

Monkey nibbled Lupe's nacho

She returned the favor

So he gave 'er flavor

And added sauce to her taco :yh_tong2

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:49 am

But Monkey had not had his fill,

He had needs to satisfy still,

Went to the jacuzzi,

To hunt for a floozie,

And there he met great Dr. Phil!!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:12 am

But Dr. Phil was a phoney

Full of pompous BAH-LONEY

Submissive frog

Oprah's lapdog

Her cookie cut, cultured croney. (cultured as in grown from her grain of sand)