New Boots

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:24 am

Every couple of years, I get a new pair of boots. I have had calf skin, bull hide, water buffalo, ostrich, kangaroo, elephant, snake, ell just to name a few. This year I wanted something more exotic. Any guesses? $50.00 if you guess right.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:26 am

Rhino.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:32 am

wild boar!

you can make your boots and have pork chops!:D

or would that be boar chops??

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:33 am

crocodile, llama?

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:35 am

hint

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:40 am

human skin? :-3

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:41 am

Horse.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:41 am

Sheryl wrote: human skin? :-3

Yeah its his ex-wife.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:42 am

armadillo?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:42 am

Lizard................

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:05 pm

K.Snyder wrote: Yeah its his ex-wife.

Not soft enough.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:08 pm

Moose hide..!!

Erinna1112 · Post by **Erinna1112** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:19 pm

Rattlesnake.

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:23 pm

Hint:

It is featured in the bar that John F. Kennedy first met Sir Winston Churchill.

35 min left. $50.00 offer to be withdrawn.

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:30 pm

Diuretic wrote: Fish.

I did think about shrimp skin, but pink boots? The guys at the stockyards would laugh their arsess off.

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:32 pm

$50.00 offer withdrawn.

Hint #3

Jackie O sat on it.

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:38 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: Jackie O's arse cheeks ?

That's funny. I don't care who you are!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:47 pm

Hard to find, only clue on the net is wolverine.

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:01 pm

Sperm Whale Foreskin

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:08 pm

Woooo!! no coment

I will let Snooze and Nomad run with this...:wah: :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:12 pm

:yh_ooooo

you'll have to show them to me next time I see you!!

annabelle · Post by **annabelle** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:24 pm

Bison?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:30 pm

Whale foreskin!!!:yh_sick

annabelle · Post by **annabelle** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:37 pm

Reindeer ?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:40 pm

:p Why would you want boots made out of that, JB?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:03 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Good one Arnold....!! Kinda of where my mind was at as well..

[QUOTE]Originally Posted by ArnoldLayne

Bloody hell jb, don't polish them too much. They might just split [/QUOTE]

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:08 pm

Whales have foreskins????

WOW!! You wonderful folk here in Forum Garden are continually broadening my education!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:17 pm

Maybe it was a Jewish sperm whale and that's why jb has his foreskin.

Boy, I woulda liked to watch that briss;)

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:36 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Maybe it was a Jewish sperm whale and that's why jb has his foreskin.

Boy, I woulda liked to watch that briss;)

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annabelle · Post by **annabelle** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:45 pm

AussiePam wrote: Whales have foreskins????

education!

LOL Pam ... Large enough for a pair of boots I would imagine given that it's penis is eight feet long! ... well, a blue whale's is ....:wah: :yh_rotfl

And just in case I'm not believed .... take a look ...lol

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Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:25 pm

The only boots that get stiffer the more you oil 'em. :yh_rotfl

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:26 pm

I wanna see a picture of the guy that said "Y'know ... this feels pretty nice ... yehhhh ... It'd feel real good wrapped around my foot." :-2

Aisling · Post by **Aisling** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:30 pm

All i can say is Far-out!!(Though we may need a FG intervention soon,if we dont stop jb,who knows who'll he'll be wearing next!!!!:yh_ghost )

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:04 am

annabelle wrote: LOL Pam ... Large enough for a pair of boots I would imagine given that it's penis is eight feet long! ... well, a blue whale's is ....:wah: :yh_rotfl

And just in case I'm not believed .... take a look ...lol

OMG Annabelle an eight foot dong!!! I think I'm gonna faint!! We used to have a rule about leaving our firearms behind Bothwells bar while carousing. Maybe we should get jb to leave his boots outside the FG door, for the sake of the ladies' finer sensibilities. I'll go find him something else to wear indoors :yh_rotfl

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cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:16 am

AussiePam wrote: OMG Annabelle an eight foot dong!!!

OUCH!

annabelle · Post by **annabelle** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:08 am

AussiePam wrote: OMG Annabelle an eight foot dong!!! I think I'm gonna faint!! :yh_rotfl

:wah: I wasn't suggesting you try it for size pam .....

:yh_rotfl