You just can't make this stuff up

[Marie5656]

No Clean Getaway Here -------------------

MANCHESTER, N.H. - Police in Manchester, N.H., arrested a

suburban man after he stole a street sweeper and took it

for a spin during the early morning hours. Michael Moran

of Bedford was also charged with drunk driving, the

Manchester Union Leader said Monday. The operator of the

street sweeper was using it to clean a parking garage when

he decided to take a break. Apparently the idle machine

was too much of a temptation for Moran who got on and

drove off. Police said Moran, 26, admitted taking the

street sweeper without permission and said it was a stupid

thing to do.



- Animal Rights Protest Means Cat-astrophe For Restaurant -

BEIJING - The Fangji Cat Meatball Restaurant in the Chinese

city of Shenzhen will no longer be serving cat meat after a

group of animal rights protesters barged into the business

wielding banner that said "cats and dogs are friends of

human beings." The demonstrators demanded the owner to free

any live cats on the premises, but there were none since

the owner had already moved them. However, some of the

demonstrators were distraught to find a skinned cat in the

fridge. "I cannot go on with my business, and I will not

sell cat meat any more," the restaurant owner was quoted as

saying.





--------------- This One Tastes Just Right -----------------

WEST VANCOUVER, British Columbia - Goldilocks and the Three

Bears sort of came to life when a woman came home to discover

a bear in her kitchen munching on oatmeal. The bear came

through an open sliding glass door looking for a meal, and

found the container of oatmeal. "It sounds like a nursery

rhyme, doesn't it?" West Vancouver police Sgt. Paul Skelton

said. "At least we have a health-conscious bear on our

hands." The bear wouldn't move when police officers came to

the home, so they let him finish eating first. Once the bear

was done with its meal, it left the house and headed towards

a forested gully. "It ended the best it could," Skelton said.

[Sheryl]

:wah: for the first and thrid story.

:yh_sick to the second story.

[sunny104]

BEIJING - The Fangji Cat Meatball Restaurant

[Marie5656]

ArnoldLayne wrote: You made that stuff up :wah:


Darn, Arnold, no on can get anything by you, can they??:D

[Captain Ray]

I heard cat tastes like chicken! I like chicken... and I like cats.. so what the heck?!?

Raymond