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Erinna1112
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Hilarious company mergers

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The last few months have seen many company mergers. Here are some possible mergers to expect in the future:

1. Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.

2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.

3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.

4. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

5. 3M & Goodyear: MMMGood

6. John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi

7. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home

8. Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine

9. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da

10. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!

11. Netscape & Yahoo: Net 'n' Yahoo

12. Fed-Ex & UPS: FedUp
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