Some important life lessons

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Marie5656
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Some important life lessons

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. Picking your nose when no one else is looking is still

picking your nose.

Just keep banging until someone opens the door.

Making your bed is a waste of time.

There is no good reason why clothes have to match.

Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely

had to.

If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't

either.

. Toads aren't ugly, they're just toads.

. Don't pop someone else's bubble.

. You work so hard peddling up the hill that you hate to brake

on the way down.

If you stand on tiptoe to be measured this year, you'll

have to stand on tiptoe for the rest of your life.

. You can't ask to start over just because you're losing

the game.

Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.

Make your mother proud of you.
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Rapunzel
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Some important life lessons

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Hakuna matata Marie! :D

Loved this list, especially the first.

Don't agree with the last but I'm saving the rest! :D

Thanx.
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