Zarqawi in Heaven

[Accountable]

Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled,

"How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted,

"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"



James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,

"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled

"It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66

other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.

Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you

in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

[chonsigirl]

:wah: Oh, that is good!

[AussiePam]

I'm a gentle person and don't wish suffering on anyone. (Well not anyone much*). But when I read that it took that monster ten minutes to die from his wounds, I confess I hoped he had been conscious enough to appreciate just a touch of the suffering he'd inflicted on so many others.

*In even more recent news was the release of Mr Bashir, the perpetually grinning cleric who blessed the Bali bombings, and his speech that he still thought the bombings had been a very good thing. And anybody adversely affected should convert to Islam immediately to find solace and escape everlasting hell. I wouldn't mind hearing that he'd been blown up, slowly.