I'm not goin' there!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:50 pm

:D

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:47 am

SnoozeControl wrote: When I was little, my mom called farts "trumps."

I STILL CALL EM TRUMPS

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:06 pm

Didn't that used to be a bridge term?

Don't you wish the wind would blow his toupee off?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:25 pm

Wouldn't you like to see him work as an office boy for a week? Bully him around, make him do menial chores like bringing us coffee and donuts?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:41 pm

Ha-perfect job for him Pinky. A substitute teacher! Let that be his university! Ha-ha, they would tear him to shreds in minutes, they wouldn't give him any authority!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:52 pm

Oh my, he would go for it-a publicity gig, Then lock the door and throw away the key!:wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:20 pm

Cafeteria food-food fight!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:36 pm

*watching him slide on the spilled mashed potatoes*

That will mess up his 'do.:wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:47 pm

:wah: They're tosssing it back and forth, and he is running like a maniac to get it back

"Order, order" he cries.

Then they tackle him to the ground, getting his expensive suit dirty.

Ha!