Know what it is, well, it's sh*t ... that's right ........ sh*t
Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider the many uses:
You can get sh*t-faced, Be sh*t-out-of-luck, Or have sh*t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together, find a place for your
sh*t, or be asked to sh*t or get off the pot.
You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, loose sh*t, find sh*t, forget sh*t,
and tell others to eat sh*t.
Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell the difference
between sh*t and shineola.
There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, and crazy sh*ts. There is bull sh*t,
horse sh*t, and chicken sh*t.
You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t, or duck when
the sh*t hits the fan.
You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.
Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t,
and some days are just plain sh*tty.
Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t, and there are
times when you feel like sh*t.
You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t, the wrong
sh*t or a lot of weird sh*t.
You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t, or find yourself up sh*ts
creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times you fall
in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of the English language.
And remember, once you know your sh*t, you don't need to know anything
else!!
So Hope you have a nice day without a bunch of sh*t. But, if you
happened to catch a load of sh*t from some sh*t-head...........
Well, Sh*t Happens!!!
