No matter how often you wack
Don't over exert,
I don't want you hurt,
Now, lets get back on the track!
:D
:yh_rotfl ...you funny!!! ......
... smooch... :yh_kissMonkey
Monkey
Samantha wrote: I certainly never do lack
No matter how often you wack
Don't over exert,
I don't want you hurt,
Now, lets get back on the track!
:D
:yh_rotfl ...you funny!!! ...... ... smooch... :yh_kiss
No matter how often you wack
Don't over exert,
I don't want you hurt,
Now, lets get back on the track!
:D
:yh_rotfl ...you funny!!! ......
... smooch... :yh_kissMonkey
Samantha wrote: Miss Monkey has donned her bikini,
Put something in Monkey's martini,
That booze had some clout,
He nearly passed out,
But she had a great time with his weenie!
:-6
Monkey has been slipped a micky
When Ms. M gets horny, she's tricky
Knocked out by her brew
He finally come too
But now he's all wet an' sticky
Put something in Monkey's martini,
That booze had some clout,
He nearly passed out,
But she had a great time with his weenie!
:-6
Monkey has been slipped a micky
When Ms. M gets horny, she's tricky
Knocked out by her brew
He finally come too
But now he's all wet an' sticky
Monkey
4rum wrote: Monkey has been slipped a micky
When Ms. M gets horny, she's tricky
Knocked out by her brew
He finally come too
But now he's all wet an' sticky
Monkey must try something new,
To clean up the sticky doodoo,
It's just called a shower,
It's not really dower,
Then he won't smell like the loo!
When Ms. M gets horny, she's tricky
Knocked out by her brew
He finally come too
But now he's all wet an' sticky
Monkey must try something new,
To clean up the sticky doodoo,
It's just called a shower,
It's not really dower,
Then he won't smell like the loo!
Monkey
Samantha wrote: Monkey must try something new,
To clean up the sticky doodoo,
It's just called a shower,
It's not really dower,
Then he won't smell like the loo!
If not for Ms. M's nasty habits
He'd not need a shower, dag nabit!
He didn't deserve
What he got from that perv
Her funk's thick enough to slab it!!!
To clean up the sticky doodoo,
It's just called a shower,
It's not really dower,
Then he won't smell like the loo!
If not for Ms. M's nasty habits
He'd not need a shower, dag nabit!
He didn't deserve
What he got from that perv
Her funk's thick enough to slab it!!!
Monkey
4rum wrote: If not for Ms. M's nasty habits
He'd not need a shower, dag nabit!
He didn't deserve
What he got from that perv
Her funk's thick enough to slab it!!!
Who's Monkey calling a perv?
He certainly has some nerve,
She just paid him back
For his prior attack
He just got what he deserved!
He'd not need a shower, dag nabit!
He didn't deserve
What he got from that perv
Her funk's thick enough to slab it!!!
Who's Monkey calling a perv?
He certainly has some nerve,
She just paid him back
For his prior attack
He just got what he deserved!
Monkey
He's been drugged, bound and nearly neutered
Chased and hounded by this manic suitor
She needs contained
Caged and chained
She can kiss monkey's hairy pooter
Chased and hounded by this manic suitor
She needs contained
Caged and chained
She can kiss monkey's hairy pooter
Monkey
4rum wrote: He's been drugged, bound and nearly neutered
Chased and hounded by this manic suitor
She needs contained
Caged and chained
She can kiss monkey's hairy pooter
She says that his pooter shed' kiss,
Or anything else that he'd wish,
They're two of a kind,
They both like the grind,
So why is he being a priss?
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Chased and hounded by this manic suitor
She needs contained
Caged and chained
She can kiss monkey's hairy pooter
She says that his pooter shed' kiss,
Or anything else that he'd wish,
They're two of a kind,
They both like the grind,
So why is he being a priss?
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Monkey
Adventure's what Miss Monkey seeks,
Many languages she speaks,
Who's up for a trip?
She'll charter a ship,
She's been saving her tips for weeks.
Many languages she speaks,
Who's up for a trip?
She'll charter a ship,
She's been saving her tips for weeks.
Monkey
Poor 4rum is mowing his yard,
My sweetie works terribly hard,
He won't have the time,
To write a wee rhyme,
Sometime he is such a retard!!!
:-4 :rolleyes:
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My sweetie works terribly hard,
He won't have the time,
To write a wee rhyme,
Sometime he is such a retard!!!
:-4 :rolleyes:Attached files
Monkey
Monkey once had a yacht
Look at what he got
Ms. M came along
Infected his shclong
And Monkey had to get shots!
Look at what he got
Ms. M came along
Infected his shclong
And Monkey had to get shots!
Monkey
Both monkeys had bad reputations,
Before they had sexual relations,
Both of them lie,
In that, they do tie,
They've both had to have vaccinations!
Before they had sexual relations,
Both of them lie,
In that, they do tie,
They've both had to have vaccinations!
Monkey
"A liar", "a snot" and "a cad"
Why DOES she follow the lad
Seems her addiction
Causes affliction
He's not her Sugar Dad.
Why DOES she follow the lad
Seems her addiction
Causes affliction
He's not her Sugar Dad.
Monkey
Ol' monkey likes to mingle
Makes his senses tingle
No excuses
But he refuses
To live any way but single
Makes his senses tingle
No excuses
But he refuses
To live any way but single
Monkey
Ask Bond or Burt or Bogey
Tho' it sounds quite rogue-y
Characters bound
Are ultimately found
By gals to be 'old fogies'
Tho' it sounds quite rogue-y
Characters bound
Are ultimately found
By gals to be 'old fogies'
Monkey
Samantha wrote: From Vegas I just got a call,
The Monkeys are having a ball,
A chapel they found,
By "I Do's" they are bound,
They went and eloped -- What Gall!!
:-5
Dear 4rum:
Remember the post from above?
Where Monkeys were wed, by jove?
They're no longer single,
But both of them mingle,
With anyone they can think of!!
(I forgive you -- it WAS post 37)
The Monkeys are having a ball,
A chapel they found,
By "I Do's" they are bound,
They went and eloped -- What Gall!!
:-5
Dear 4rum:
Remember the post from above?
Where Monkeys were wed, by jove?
They're no longer single,
But both of them mingle,
With anyone they can think of!!
(I forgive you -- it WAS post 37)
Monkey
We cannot control them no more,
They seem to show up at our door,
We're do for a tryst,
I long to be kist,
Where can we go mon amour??
:-4
They seem to show up at our door,
We're do for a tryst,
I long to be kist,
Where can we go mon amour??
:-4
Monkey
A map Miss M found while in jail,
It's written partly in braille,
She wants to know,
If Monkey will go,
In search for the Holy Quail?
:driving:
It's written partly in braille,
She wants to know,
If Monkey will go,
In search for the Holy Quail?
:driving:
Monkey
4rum wrote: It was sad that this couldn't last
Monkey lived up to his past
Caught with a showgirl
Now he has no girl
And his willy she left in a cast
If we're researching history
This may clear up the mystery
Pleas relate
To post 38
In exuberance you may have missed me
Monkey lived up to his past
Caught with a showgirl
Now he has no girl
And his willy she left in a cast
If we're researching history
This may clear up the mystery
Pleas relate
To post 38
In exuberance you may have missed me
Monkey
Samantha wrote: A map Miss M found while in jail,
It's written partly in braille,
She wants to know,
If Monkey will go,
In search for the Holy Quail?
:driving:
The bird in the burning bush???
Probably just needs a flush
Take a pointer
Just anoint 'er
With a refreshing vinegar douche
It's written partly in braille,
She wants to know,
If Monkey will go,
In search for the Holy Quail?
:driving:
The bird in the burning bush???
Probably just needs a flush
Take a pointer
Just anoint 'er
With a refreshing vinegar douche
Monkey
4rum wrote: The bird in the burning bush???
Probably just needs a flush
Take a pointer
Just anoint 'er
With a refreshing vinegar douche
ewwwwwwwww
:-5
Probably just needs a flush
Take a pointer
Just anoint 'er
With a refreshing vinegar douche
ewwwwwwwww
:-5
Monkey
4rum wrote: It was sad that this couldn't last
Monkey lived up to his past
Caught with a showgirl
Now he has no girl
And his willy she left in a cast
I don't see the word "divorce,"
You must be clearer, of course,
There weren't any papers,
To stop all these capers,
Miss Monkey still has no remorse!!
Monkey lived up to his past
Caught with a showgirl
Now he has no girl
And his willy she left in a cast
I don't see the word "divorce,"
You must be clearer, of course,
There weren't any papers,
To stop all these capers,
Miss Monkey still has no remorse!!
Monkey
I really don't care what they do,
Both of them lie up the wazoo,
If not for those two,
I wouldn't have met you,
For a night of romance we're past due.
:-4
Both of them lie up the wazoo,
If not for those two,
I wouldn't have met you,
For a night of romance we're past due.
:-4
Monkey
You're right as usual it seems
Time for this thread to steam
For when I wake
The vision you make
Is that of the girl of my dreams
woo-hoo
Time for this thread to steam
For when I wake
The vision you make
Is that of the girl of my dreams
woo-hoo
Monkey
Sometimes your just too sweet,
Some steaming will be a treat,
First let us dine,
On chocolate and wine,
Then get set for some heat!
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Some steaming will be a treat,
First let us dine,
On chocolate and wine,
Then get set for some heat!
Attached files
Monkey
Samantha wrote: Sometimes your just too sweet,
Some steaming will be a treat,
First let us dine,
On chocolate and wine,
Then get set for some heat!
Well dust off them erogenous zones
Practice your most wanton moans
Chug down some wine
Then while we recline
I'll jump them wonderful bones :yh_drool
Some steaming will be a treat,
First let us dine,
On chocolate and wine,
Then get set for some heat!
Well dust off them erogenous zones
Practice your most wanton moans
Chug down some wine
Then while we recline
I'll jump them wonderful bones :yh_drool
Monkey
To hear this makes me excited,
If you jump, I'd be most delighted,
We spend too much time,
Keepin' Monkies in line,
I hope, to keep us united!!
:-6
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If you jump, I'd be most delighted,
We spend too much time,
Keepin' Monkies in line,
I hope, to keep us united!!
:-6
Attached files
Monkey
Samantha wrote: To hear this makes me excited,
If you jump, I'd be most delighted,
We spend too much time,
Keepin' Monkies in line,
I hope, to keep us united!!
:-6
OK then... let's get to jumpin'
Can you hear that ol' head board a thumpin?
'Scuse us folks...
...break in the jokes
Cain't ya'll watch tv or sumpin'?:yh_drool
If you jump, I'd be most delighted,
We spend too much time,
Keepin' Monkies in line,
I hope, to keep us united!!
:-6
OK then... let's get to jumpin'
Can you hear that ol' head board a thumpin?
'Scuse us folks...
...break in the jokes
Cain't ya'll watch tv or sumpin'?:yh_drool
Monkey
4rum wrote: OK then... let's get to jumpin'
Can you hear that ol' head board a thumpin?
'Scuse us folks...
...break in the jokes
Cain't ya'll watch tv or sumpin'?:yh_drool
You chased me all over the place,
To the porch and the garden we raced,
Now I'm all tired,
And you are still wired,
Your performace will n'er be replaced.
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Can you hear that ol' head board a thumpin?
'Scuse us folks...
...break in the jokes
Cain't ya'll watch tv or sumpin'?:yh_drool
You chased me all over the place,
To the porch and the garden we raced,
Now I'm all tired,
And you are still wired,
Your performace will n'er be replaced.
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Monkey
Samantha wrote: You chased me all over the place,
To the porch and the garden we raced,
Now I'm all tired,
And you are still wired,
Your performace will n'er be replaced.
:yh_blush I'm unaccustomed to such flattery
But you're hotter than Lady Chatterly
Just like o'l Bob
I 'rose' to the job
Didn't even have to change batteries:yh_rotfl
To the porch and the garden we raced,
Now I'm all tired,
And you are still wired,
Your performace will n'er be replaced.
:yh_blush I'm unaccustomed to such flattery
But you're hotter than Lady Chatterly
Just like o'l Bob
I 'rose' to the job
Didn't even have to change batteries:yh_rotfl
Monkey
Let me tell you 'bout bob,
He certainly does the job,
Won't leave up the seat,
Won't go out and cheat,
In 10 years, he won't be a blob!
(nothing could replace YOU though) :-4
He certainly does the job,
Won't leave up the seat,
Won't go out and cheat,
In 10 years, he won't be a blob!
(nothing could replace YOU though) :-4
Monkey
A "two-fer" fills monkey with glee
He chugs 'em down happily
A couple of rounds
An' he can be found
In the boys room takin' a pee
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He chugs 'em down happily
A couple of rounds
An' he can be found
In the boys room takin' a pee
Attached files
Monkey
Miss Monkey is hot on the trail,
She's in search for the Holy quail,
She got her a map,
And a traveling chap,
Tomorrow they'll be set to sail.
She's in search for the Holy quail,
She got her a map,
And a traveling chap,
Tomorrow they'll be set to sail.
Monkey
Well monkey bids 'em a bon voyage
But he's busy with his own entourage
Intoxicated
It may be belated
Can't back the car from the garage....:yh_party
But he's busy with his own entourage
Intoxicated
It may be belated
Can't back the car from the garage....:yh_party
Monkey
Miss Monkey has bid him farewell,
She thinks her plan is just swell,
If she finds treasure,
Twill be beyond measure,
Says Monkey can just go to hell!
She thinks her plan is just swell,
If she finds treasure,
Twill be beyond measure,
Says Monkey can just go to hell!
Monkey
Chuckles and Hope are just mad,
They've no longer a mum or a dad,
They've now been deserted,
Because they're perverted,
For parents, they'll take out an add.
They've no longer a mum or a dad,
They've now been deserted,
Because they're perverted,
For parents, they'll take out an add.
Monkey
Ahhhhhhhh........ for some well deserved leisure
Monkey will define his own treasure
His search for riches
Will keep you in stitches
His wealth is measured in pleasure
Monkey will define his own treasure
His search for riches
Will keep you in stitches
His wealth is measured in pleasure
Monkey
While Monkey was taking a snooze,
The twins came and stole all his booze,
They drank all his whiskey,
Then they got friskey,
Their faces again made the news!
The twins came and stole all his booze,
They drank all his whiskey,
Then they got friskey,
Their faces again made the news!
Monkey
Those twins are certainly bold
They may face danger untold
When 'likker' is missed
Monkey gets pissed
The twins may not get very old
They may face danger untold
When 'likker' is missed
Monkey gets pissed
The twins may not get very old
Monkey
An orn'ry curmudgeon named 4rum
Had nibbles but no place to store 'em
He gave them away
To the gal of the day
Seems Samantha was waiting for 'em:yh_bigsmi
Had nibbles but no place to store 'em
He gave them away
To the gal of the day
Seems Samantha was waiting for 'em:yh_bigsmi
Monkey
4rum wrote: An orn'ry curmudgeon named 4rum
Had nibbles but no place to store 'em
He gave them away
To the gal of the day
Seems Samantha was waiting for 'em:yh_bigsmi
Those nibbles Sammie likes alot,
They really really make her hot,
Just don't tease her,
Less you aim to please her,
She'll take 4rum and all he's got!
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Had nibbles but no place to store 'em
He gave them away
To the gal of the day
Seems Samantha was waiting for 'em:yh_bigsmi
Those nibbles Sammie likes alot,
They really really make her hot,
Just don't tease her,
Less you aim to please her,
She'll take 4rum and all he's got!
Attached files
Monkey
Miss Monkey was having a ball,
Following her map and all,
The "X" marked the desert,
She went for dessert,
Was having a chocolate withdrawal!
Attached files
Following her map and all,
The "X" marked the desert,
She went for dessert,
Was having a chocolate withdrawal!
Attached files
Monkey
Samantha wrote: Those nibbles Sammie likes alot,
They really really make her hot,
Just don't tease her,
Less you aim to please her,
She'll take 4rum and all he's got!
Just to set your mind at ease
My nibbles are surely meant to tease
Tease an' please
By degrees
Till you're shakey at the knees
They really really make her hot,
Just don't tease her,
Less you aim to please her,
She'll take 4rum and all he's got!
Just to set your mind at ease
My nibbles are surely meant to tease
Tease an' please
By degrees
Till you're shakey at the knees
Monkey
At last my knees gave out,
I'm wobbling all about,
I'm wearing a smile,
As wide as a mile,
When you're ready again, just shout!
I'm wobbling all about,
I'm wearing a smile,
As wide as a mile,
When you're ready again, just shout!
Monkey
Miss Monkey's all full of vim,
But her traveling chap is grim,
The map said go east,
Til they found the "beast"
Right now they both need to swim!!
But her traveling chap is grim,
The map said go east,
Til they found the "beast"
Right now they both need to swim!!
Monkey
The Holy Quail's in sight,
They must pass the "beast" tonight,
They'll give it a try,
And hope they don't fry,
It's a fiery beast alright!!
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They must pass the "beast" tonight,
They'll give it a try,
And hope they don't fry,
It's a fiery beast alright!!
Attached files
Monkey
The twins want their drivers permit,
Will Monkey help them with it?
Their mom is away,
So she has no say,
They just want to be legit!
Will Monkey help them with it?
Their mom is away,
So she has no say,
They just want to be legit!
Monkey
Samantha wrote: The twins want their drivers permit,
Will Monkey help them with it?
Their mom is away,
So she has no say,
They just want to be legit!
Monkey says:
The monkeys are driving... oh my! :driving:
Kiss your insurance good bye:yh_kiss
First one that wrecks
I'll break his neck:yh_pray
On that, you can rely!!!
Will Monkey help them with it?
Their mom is away,
So she has no say,
They just want to be legit!
Monkey says:
The monkeys are driving... oh my! :driving:
Kiss your insurance good bye:yh_kiss
First one that wrecks
I'll break his neck:yh_pray
On that, you can rely!!!
Monkey
Samantha wrote: At last my knees gave out,
I'm wobbling all about,
I'm wearing a smile,
As wide as a mile,
When you're ready again, just shout!
Woo-hoo... let me lay this on the table
I'm ready, willing and able
This ol' cayuse
Will rock your caboose
So trot on by the stable:-4
I'm wobbling all about,
I'm wearing a smile,
As wide as a mile,
When you're ready again, just shout!
Woo-hoo... let me lay this on the table
I'm ready, willing and able
This ol' cayuse
Will rock your caboose
So trot on by the stable:-4
Monkey
Dear 4rum,
What's a cayuse??
:-4
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What's a cayuse??
:-4
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