The blind date

[Marie5656]

After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't stand another minute with her. Earlier he had secretly arrainged to have a friend call his cell phone, so he would have some excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a sad expression and said, "I have some bad news, my grandfather has just died."

"Thank God, " the woman replied. "If yours hadn't mine would have had to."

[sunny104]

:wah:

sounds like a comment I'd make...