The overweight blonde

redman · Post by **redman** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:09 pm

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."

"No, from all that skipping."

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:42 pm

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redman · Post by **redman** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:19 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Q. What goes "Aaa"

A. A sheep with no lips.

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ice maiden · Post by **ice maiden** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:25 am

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