Lone Ranger

[Accountable]

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of

the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill

you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in

Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his

back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent

and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's

impressed.

"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two

days. What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him

and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across

the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the

Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous

brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone

Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief

is again impressed.

"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.

What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone

Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both

ears, looks him square in the eye and says,

"Listen very very carefully, for the last time, I said...

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BRING POSSE!"

[nvalleyvee]

That was funny.........I like clean jokes....:wah:

[sunny104]

:wah: