Monkey

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:46 am

4rum wrote: Monkey's in absolute elation

With his stellar vacation

Away from 'Big Blue'

In a room with a view

With a cooler FULL of libation

So Monkey is starting in space?

As a part of his Grail race?

I'll come see him off,

My hat I will doff,

Now I can trash all my mace!!!

(fly away . . . .)

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:47 am

If you'd like to check his rocket

He'd like a place to dock it

He's an expert pilot

Handels it while it

Comes rocketing out of his pocket

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:12 pm

4rum wrote: If you'd like to check his rocket

He'd like a place to dock it

He's an expert pilot

Handels it while it

Comes rocketing out of his pocket

Miss Monkey has seen his wee rocket,

She said it won't work in her socket,

I know that she lies,

About Monkey's size,

I could care less where he docks it.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:19 pm

Now 4rum will you please explain,

I'd just like to ascertain,

Exactly what "pocket"

Will hold this lil "rocket"

I hear it will enter tain.

(got any extras??)

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:07 pm

Samantha wrote: Now 4rum will you please explain,

I'd just like to ascertain,

Exactly what "pocket"

Will hold this lil "rocket"

I hear it will enter tain.

(got any extras??)

If the tain you refer to is poon

Then yes it would enter soon

His rocket you bet

Will cool your jets

And orbit 'round your "full moon"

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:48 am

4rum wrote: If the tain you refer to is poon

Then yes it would enter soon

His rocket you bet

Will cool your jets

And orbit 'round your "full moon"

Listen up 4rum!!

I

don't

want

Monkey's

Rocket:-5

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:23 am

Sorry if all that inquiring

I mistook for your desiring

I get confused

If verbally abused

But monkey's not retiring

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:17 am

4rum wrote: Sorry if all that inquiring

I mistook for your desiring

I get confused

If verbally abused

But monkey's not retiring

4rum sometimes you are thick!

I don't want a Monkey wick,

With you I would play

I hope that you'll stay

Send monkey away now--quick.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:31 am

Monkey is orbiting Mars,

Miss Monkey is out in the bars,

The twins are west,

On their own quest,

Let's you and I gaze at the stars!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:31 pm

Alas my sweet 4rum is tired,

For limericks he seems uninspired,

What can I do?

To motivate you?

I'll dew what ever's desired.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:21 pm

It's monkey that helps sustain us

Though his actions are usually heanous

Like him or not

He's our best shot

Without him you're left on Uranus

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:42 pm

4rum wrote: It's monkey that helps sustain us

Though his actions are usually heanous

Like him or not

He's our best shot

Without him you're left on Uranus

Oh well. . . .

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:27 am

I think monkey's up for a race

Think you can keep the pace

Yes indeedy

He's pretty speedy

He usually wins first place

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:15 pm

A worthy opponant was tuff,

I finally found one with guff,

His name is Munk,

He's a little bit punk.

But I think he has all the right stuff.

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:14 pm

Samantha wrote: Oh well. . . .

You challenged monkey on your scooter

Didn't know you were a recruiter

But monkey's no chicken

He'll give Munk a lickin'

And Munk will be left licking his tooter

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:20 pm

4rum wrote: You challenged monkey on your scooter

Didn't know you were a recruiter

But monkey's no chicken

He'll give Munk a lickin'

And Munk will be left licking his tooter

THAT was NOT moi!! This is moi!!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:50 pm

Samantha wrote: THAT was NOT moi!! This is moi!!

Like a monkey on a mission

He loves the competition

Race for drinks

Race for pinks

He's waiting for your decision

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:13 pm

well well well, how long did it take to find THAT picture?

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:44 pm

4rum wrote: Like a monkey on a mission

He loves the competition

Race for drinks

Race for pinks

He's waiting for your decision

I don't race for pinks or for drinks,

I won't race with M cause he stinks,

He's nasty and crude,

Obnoxious and rude,

But Munk will race him methinks!!

:driving:

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:57 pm

Samantha wrote: I don't race for pinks or for drinks,

I won't race with M cause he stinks,

He's nasty and crude,

Obnoxious and rude,

But Munk will race him methinks!!

:driving:

punk...er... Munk? is so terribly outclassed

He couldn't even come in LAST

Monkey may not impress you

At least he don't eat his poo

Better leash your poochy fast

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:23 am

Miss M and the twins came to town,

They heard there's a race going down,

So come all and see,

Admission is free,

The winner will take home the crown.

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:43 pm

4rum 4rum wherefore art thou 4rum??

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:49 am

Samantha wrote: 4rum 4rum wherefore art thou 4rum??

In school... learning how to kill bugs..............humanely ♥

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:56 am

Samantha wrote: Miss M and the twins came to town,

They heard there's a race going down,

So come all and see,

Admission is free,

The winner will take home the crown.

Well monkey is certainly down

But he doesn't monkey around

When choosing prizes

What catches his eyes is

Farther down than the crown

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:35 am

While Monkey was feasting his eyes,

Munk went home with first prize,

But Monkey's been busy,

With big breasted Lizzie,

Sometimes it's all about size!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:45 am

Samantha wrote: While Monkey was feasting his eyes,

Munk went home with first prize,

But Monkey's been busy,

With big breasted Lizzie,

Sometimes it's all about size!

Munk chose his prize, Monkey chose his

Winning isn't all that it seems it is

Munk sought treasure

Monkey sought pleasure

Which is happier? not my biz!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:31 pm

Someone please call 911,

Monkey had way too much fun,

He ran out of air,

Between Lizzie's pair,

Those boobies must weigh a ton!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:49 pm

My 4rum is such a delight,

He's charming and witty and bright,

I'll give him a kiss,

I shant be remiss,

Just come to my garden tonight!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:21 pm

Samantha wrote: My 4rum is such a delight,

He's charming and witty and bright,

I'll give him a kiss,

I shant be remiss,

Just come to my garden tonight!

In slivered silver moonlit beams

We'll mingle amidst the misty streams

And laid to heart

Their magic impart

The power to grant our dearest dreams

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:05 am

Samantha wrote: Someone please call 911,

Monkey had way too much fun,

He ran out of air,

Between Lizzie's pair,

Those boobies must weigh a ton!

Monkey saw shock and awe

Huge HOOTERS in the raw

She was tuff

In the buff

He'll never forget what he saw

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:50 pm

Awww -- was he a little bit wrecked?

What the hell'd he expect?

He wanted pleasure,

Rather than treasue,

He's brain damaged now I expect!!

(you know. . . from lack of oxygen??)

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:02 pm

Samantha wrote: Awww -- was he a little bit wrecked?

What the hell'd he expect?

He wanted pleasure,

Rather than treasue,

He's brain damaged now I expect!!

(you know. . . from lack of oxygen??)

Of oxygen there WAS a lack

Unconscious everything went black

But for her surfiet

It was certainly worh it

HOT DANG!!! what a rac!!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:07 pm

Monkey's brain is recouperating

Yet he refuses rehabilitating

That boob overload

His fears overrode

He found it most tit'illating

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:21 am

Miss Monkey got home from LA,

Her surgerie's, done she's OK

She's proud as can be,

Of her double Ds,

She's planning an "unveiling" soiree!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:58 am

Well THAT should be quite a show

I'll be waiting with interest you know

Double D's might be scary

If she leaves 'em hairy

I do hope she'll shave them though

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:01 am

Hairy, she won't let them be,

She can be quite prissy you see,

She'll dress them up pretty,

And if you are witty,

She could let you pet them -- maybe!!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:51 pm

Fondle, pet or pat

Don't think I want none of that

Purple and pink?

Clashes I think

Ms. M traded tit for tat???

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:03 am

4rum wrote: Fondle, pet or pat

Don't think I want none of that

Purple and pink?

Clashes I think

Ms. M traded tit for tat???

4rum sweetheart. . . THOSE were for Monkey!!

You may have MINE. . .:-4

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:11 am

Oh well then I'll certainly take 'em

You won't even have to shake 'em

Just let me at 'em

I'll pet an' pat 'em

And I promise not to break 'em

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:30 am

Miss Monkey is working at Hooters,

Where she has lots of suitors,

She swivels her hips,

And purses her lips,

The guys ain't seen anything cuter!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:03 pm

4rum wrote: Oh well then I'll certainly take 'em

You won't even have to shake 'em

Just let me at 'em

I'll pet an' pat 'em

And I promise not to break 'em

My boobies are not made of glass,

You need not worry your @$$,

I doubt if they'll break,

As they are not fake,

Some whip cream would surely add class!!

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:27 pm

Boobies topped with whip cream

Sounds like a gourmet's dream

There IS one better topping

On top I'll be dropping

For a culinary delight supreme:yh_drool

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:16 am

Whatever would go with whipped cream?

Some cherries, some chocolate ice cream?

So what have you got?

Would I like it a lot?

I hope it won't make me scream!!

(on second thought. . . )

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:50 pm

Samantha wrote: Whatever would go with whipped cream?

Some cherries, some chocolate ice cream?

So what have you got?

Would I like it a lot?

I hope it won't make me scream!!

(on second thought. . . )

I'm sure you'd love whipped cream's wiggle

And probably delight in gelatin's jiggle

I know not

If you'd like what I got

I just hope it don't make you giggle

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:22 pm

4rum wrote: I'm sure you'd love whipped cream's wiggle

And probably delight in gelatin's jiggle

I know not

If you'd like what I got

I just hope it don't make you giggle

Are you forgetting I've seen a pictures??

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4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:20 pm

NO and I haven't forgotten that crack about getting them enlarged either!!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:11 pm

4rum wrote: NO and I haven't forgotten that crack about getting them enlarged either!!!

I do not remember that crack.

You're not at all out of wack,

You're perfect as is,

You're my special wiz,

You don't have a single drawback.

(well, maybe the snoring. . . .):wah:

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:42 pm

Oh I'm never out of 'whack'

I keep 'it' by the 'sack'

Long as my whackin'

Don't leave you lackin'

I reckon we're right on track :p

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:59 am

4rum wrote: Oh I'm never out of 'whack'

I keep 'it' by the 'sack'

Long as my whackin'

Don't leave you lackin'

I reckon we're right on track :p

I certainly never do lack

No matter how often you wack

Don't over exert,

I don't want you hurt,

Now, lets get back on the track!

:D

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Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:12 am

Miss Monkey has donned her bikini,

Put something in Monkey's martini,

That booze had some clout,

He nearly passed out,

But she had a great time with his weenie!

:-6