Top Ten reasons why a friend says she doesn't need kids!

[valerie]

Strauss is her gsd. I think this is hilarious!



One word: Strauss



1. I say "Go to your kennel". He turns, barks at me, and proceeds to sulk to his kennel



2. I say "Get your toy". He looks at me, looks at the toy, looks at me, barks...and leaves.



3. I say "Strauss come!" He looks at me, and looks, and looks...and walks the other way.



4. I say "Strauss, don't play with the ferrets!" He looks at me...and smacks the side of the cage.



5. I say "Strauss, don't you dare eat that cookie." And he proceeds to bury his face in the cookie box in the checkout line.



6. I say "Strauss, platz!" He proceeds to sit and stare at me before barking once and flopping onto his side



7. I say "Strauss, shtay" and he remains in his down position



8. We turn into the fairgrounds to attend agility. Strauss

spins and screams in the backseat. I say "CUT THAT OUT!" He flops in the seat, and begins sighing.....loudly.



9. I leave dog in car to bring in equipment...he proceeds to scream. "STRAUSS! Shut up!" He gives me the cursory annoyed growl/whine and flops heavily in the back of the Toyota.



10. I say "Get out of the cat litter!" he proceeds to run out the door and roll in the mud in the backyard.



Yup, I need children xD