koochikoo wrote: Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren. Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.
:-6
Bingo ...........have you been spying .
:yh_winkYou are a lousy cook if...
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pantsonfire321@aol.com
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You are a lousy cook if...
koochikoo wrote: Your family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren. Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.
:-6
Bingo ...........have you been spying .
:yh_winkCan go from 0 - to bitch in 3.0 seconds .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
You are a lousy cook if...
Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.
Are you saying this is unusual?:-3 :wah: I can't keep enough of that stuff in my house!
Are you saying this is unusual?:-3 :wah: I can't keep enough of that stuff in my house!
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orangesox1
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You are a lousy cook if...
I burn things, badly. I have a fire blanket next to my stove, I have a burnt pan mark on my kitchen lino. and I set the smoke detectors of in the lounge room three days ago burning the rice.
All in all I consider my self to be an exellent cook, I just talk to much and forget whats on the stove.
All in all I consider my self to be an exellent cook, I just talk to much and forget whats on the stove.
