Pinky Knows

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:26 pm

Do you think a person is ever more "aware" than they are right after they hit their thumb with a hammer ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:30 pm

You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea? Getting caught inside a watch somehow. You don't even care, do you.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:34 pm

Isn't it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state fair, the first thing we do is see if they have some kind of pornography booth.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:37 pm

If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, "Okay, YOU TELL ME what's 'fashionable'." But he won't. And you know why? Because you can't ask someone what's fashionable in a smart-alecky way like that. You have to be friendly and say by the way, what's fashionable?

Dammit pinky its happening again...make it stop ! :-5

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:43 pm

Pinky wrote: Go get a nice cup of tead, Nomes. It will make it all better, I promise.

Nighty night, off to bed as I stayed up half the night on my soap box yesterday!

I was wondering if you were ever going to climb down off that thing.

Watch out for Dingos. I was just watching a show on Frasier Island in Australia in high definition. It almost makes me want to go there.

But that seems like too much work...never mind

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:15 am

Good idea! Pink, I have an index that isn't doing me any good either. Any suggestions?

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:26 am

Pinky wrote: Hur hur, takes a little more than that to make me afraid!

Anyway, at least the Vikings aren't the team with the sappy name, lol!:D

How is the name Cincinnati Bengals Sappy? I dont follow.

Could be worse, they could be the....

Jets

Browns

Giants

49ers

Alot of other boring names, like

The Vikings!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:43 pm

I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He would see two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography. Should I move to Hollywood pinky poo ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:49 pm

Ok well I value your opinion pinkster. I have more ideas though. Lots of them, how about this one ? A good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, "You know what will save the world? You're holding it in your hand." And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are peanuts. Then when he looks up, the first scientist is being taken away to the insane asylum.

Thats just for openers but I think Im onto something here. Im on fire....right ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:53 pm

Pinky wrote: Maybe fish porn would go down better? No extra salt needed.

Fish porn.

I dont know pink, that seems.....well weird.

*whoa*

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:57 pm

Pinky wrote: Yup! Can't disappoint you all with non-weird posts now, can I?

I see what your getting at ya know :rolleyes: weird is as weird does

see what Im getting at here ? :-3

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:57 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I'd be like that Twilight Zone episode where the "reader" crawls out of the bank vault with broken glasses...

"Oh my god, all the batteries are dead!"

Tragic.

let your fingers do the walking

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:02 pm

Pinky wrote: Ummm, NO!

K, don't take what I said too seriously, I have no idea about baseball whatsoever, I was having a laugh...

I know....

so was I...

I just like to rub it in to Nomad.

Although I was stumped about the sappy thing..........

.....joke is well noted.

PS: "baseball" -- you are too cute Pinky.....too cute.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:22 am

Pretty impressive so far, Pink. Is there anything you don't know? :yh_glasse

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:13 am

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:43 pm

Ooh Ooh! Here's one that Minks asked me in my thread. It's one of my favs.

"What do you believe is true even though you cannot prove it?"

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:33 pm

How many left hand turns does it take to get to the center of a circle?