What are our pets thinking?

[Marie5656]

In case you were wondering....



Animals have the darndest thoughts.

* Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

* Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"

* Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"

* Goldfish: "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

* Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!"

* Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"

* Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"

[Sheryl]

:wah: Those were funny Maria.

I often wonder what's going throw my animals heads.