A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, that were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble, and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were in some way involved.
The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!"
The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is GOD?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
At that, the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home and hid in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"
The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it."
Where Is God?!
Where Is God?!
That's the funniest thing I've read for a long time. And I needed a laugh...REALLY BAD. Thank you so much!
Where Is God?!
That was a good one, I'm going to pass it along to my dad.
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
Where Is God?!
koan wrote: That's the funniest thing I've read for a long time. And I needed a laugh...REALLY BAD. Thank you so much!
I must admit that I have heard that joke some time ago, but I am more interested in what happened in life for you to need a laugh REALLY BAD?
I must admit that I have heard that joke some time ago, but I am more interested in what happened in life for you to need a laugh REALLY BAD?
If you're not good for your word, what good are you? :yh_think :yh_flag Live & make a Difference!
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Saintsman wrote: I must admit that I have heard that joke some time ago, but I am more interested in what happened in life for you to need a laugh REALLY BAD?
It's a long and sordid story.
But thanks for asking. :yh_peace
It's a long and sordid story.
But thanks for asking. :yh_peace 
Where Is God?!
LMAO...One of the best jokes I've heard in a while! 