man with a youngish (year old maybe) beagle on a leash... barely. Beagle
is all OVER the place, and the man is barking orders at him "Clifford, NO"
"Clifford, COME HERE" and such, trying to reel the dog in and being
totally ignored.
As they get closer, "Clifford" sees me and turns into Wiggles the Pup.
So he comes up and I start petting him and stroking his ears and then
(Since I know his name already LOL) I say "Clifford, ask Daddy if you
can have a cookie" and the guy kinda laughs a little and says "Sure,
he likes treats". So I start to get them out of my pocket and Clifford
starts his bouncing around, more yelling from the guy... then, I take
the treat, lift it up over his nose and back a little, say ONCE "Clifford
SIT" and BINK... little butt goes down, perfect sit, eats his cookie and
looks up at me... well, I thought the guys eyes might pop out of his
head!

was pretty darn funny!
:)