How's your day going? Are you having a great work day - or - a horrible one? Got complaints about your boss? Your co-workers? Your spouse or friends? This is the place to let it hang out.
Last night was my nephews 24th surprise birthday party. It was fun, but I wasn't feeling to hot. I stuck it out till after everyone had ate, and the topless chick birthday cake was brought out. Then I was ready to leave, however Dave wasn't. So I went inside and tryed to snooze a little on the couch. A little bit later Dave comes in and sais he's ready to go. I'm like ok and start heading to the car. We get almost to the car and he starts projectile vomiting all over the place. And I got pissed Turns out his dumbass decided to be the on the recieving end of a beer bong, but it was half beer and half Lord Calvert in the bong.
so I ask him if he had a good time. His response, "yea till you wanted to go home". :-5 He wanted me to let a friend give him a ride home. Yea right those idiots were doing keg stands and bonging beers, no way any of them could of driven anywhere last night.
Ok just had to get this off my chest. :rolleyes:
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
Lord Calvert I think is a cheap whiskey, not sure. It smells rank I know that. will have to wait till one of our bartenders comes online to be for sure.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
ohh you don't know what a beer bong is...ok let me find a pick. But it's basically a funnel attached to a long hose. And you are supposed to chug the beer as it's poured in the funnel.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
SnoozeControl wrote: :wah: Reminds me of a movie called "Motel Hell" where they made their own sausage and fed their "livestock" with a funnel ... nevermind.
:-3 ok, you watch some strange stuff Snooze. :wah:
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
SnoozeControl wrote: :wah: Reminds me of a movie called "Motel Hell" where they made their own sausage and fed their "livestock" with a funnel ... nevermind.
That reminds me of Eating Raul. They would hit people on the head with a frying pan then eat them. Well they would bake them 1st.
Speaking of eating people, what ever happened to that weird guy in England ? that put an ad out to eat people ? Some people responded that they would like to be eaten I remember.
KASSEL - Promising never to kill again, self-confessed gay cannibal Armin Meiwes nonetheless told a court in Germany Monday his victim had begged to be "slaughtered" and that he had given him a "nice and worthy death".
"I'm very sorry for what I've done," the 42-year-old defendant told the court in Kassel as the headline-grabbing case entered its phase of final arguments. "It is something I would never do again."
Addressing the court in one last statement, a tight-lipped but otherwise unmoved Meiwes stressed that he had only given victim Bernd-Juergen Brandes what he had asked for.
"I want the court to understand that I only did what I did because he expressly wanted
me to do it," Meiwes said. "And in doing so I gave him a nice and worthy death."
As he has from the outset, Meiwes in no way disclaimed responsibility for the March 2001 killing, clearly hoping for imprisonment with chance of parole - as opposed to being shut away forever in a mental institution.
Asking the court for a conviction and life imprisonment, chief prosecution attorney Marcus Koehler said Monday the 42-year-old defendant had wilfully and with premeditation killed, dismembered and partially devoured his victim, Bernd-Juergen Brandes, at Meiwes' home in March 2001.
The prosecution wrapped up its case Monday before the court in Kassel after a psychiatrist testified Friday that Meiwes, while criminally perverted, is legally sane - bolstering the defence's hopes that he will one day be a free man again.
Dr. Georg Stolpmann said Meiwes suffered from a serious psychological abnormality, but he was responsible for his actions in the legal sense of sanity.
The psychiatrist's view concurred with that of a sexologist who had earlier testified at the trial. Their expert evidence is likely to mean that Meiwes will not be found insane and locked in a mental hospital, but can be judged under the regular criminal code.
Meiwes claims Brandes, a Berlin computer engineer, requested to be castrated, killed and eaten. He is accused of murder for sexual gratification.
His defence attorneys have avoided arguing insanity for fear that Meiwes might be committed to a mental institution for the rest of his life. But because Germany has no death sentence, a murder conviction would ultimately allow Meiwes to go free one day.
Stolpmann said he thoroughly agreed with the earlier expert witness, sexologist Klaus Beier, who said Meiwes does not need to be committed to an institution, but instead is competent to face conviction and incarceration.
Even so, Stolpmann challenged the defendant's credibility. He said Meiwes suffered from delusions of megalomania. He wanted power over people, and not just the "ultimate intimacy" of ingesting people.
Stolpmann said Meiwes is highly manipulative, using outward charm to persuade others into bowing to his will. The killing of Brandes was a conscious act by a sane though perverted mind, he said.
"It was a premeditated, thoroughly planned and meticulously executed act," Stolpmann testified. "The conscious thought processes of this man's mind were in no way impaired. Meiwes was acutely aware of the legal ramifications of his actions, which is why he placed such importance on getting his victim's willing consent. Thus, his mental competency is not in question."
Stolpmann said the defendant had subsequently written to an acquaintance: "It is an incredible feeling to have ultimate power over another man and to slice him up into serving portions."
"For Meiwes, the goal of all this was what he called "to get the biggest kick of my life', as he told police after his arrest," Stolpmann said. "He wanted absolute power over another person and was planning from the start to commit other such crimes."
Case in point. Hannibal Lector cut off the top of Ray liotta's head and was preparing to serve him his own brains. Everyone thought that was perfectly acceptable didnt they ? :rolleyes:
Nomad wrote: Case in point. Hannibal Lector cut off the top of Ray liotta's head and was preparing to serve him his own brains. Everyone thought that was perfectly acceptable didnt they ? :rolleyes:
Turns out his dumbass decided to be the on the recieving end of a beer bong, but it was half beer and half Lord Calvert in the bong. 
