Rapunzel's Ribticklers!

[Rapunzel]

A guy walks into a bar and who does he see sitting at the bar but George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld, chatting away.

So he says, "Excuse me, Mr President, Mr Secretary, I'm honoured. . but could you tell me what you're doing here?"

So George Bush answers: "Have a seat, partner. We were just discussing the War on terrorism and we think we've found a way to wrap it up right quick. Would you like to hear?"

"Sure, Mr President, let's hear it. "

"Well, first of all, we'll have to kill about a million Arabs and a hot blonde chick with big tits. . . "

"Wait a minute, what?"

I said "we'll have to kill a million Arabs and a hot blonde chick with big tits. . . "

”Why do you want to kill a hot blonde chick with big tits?"

So Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, Rummy, I told you no one gave a **** about all those f**king Arabs!"

[OpenMind]

:yh_rotfl Good one, Rap.