Complete the Sentence

Post by **kensloft** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:57 pm

koan wrote: tunnel that stood before me in the darkness. A strange creature arrived and said he would show me how to get to _________________________

Walmart.

Once I was here I realized what_________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:12 am

kensloft wrote: Walmart.

Once I was here I realized what_________________

a fool I am.

I actually wanted to go to __________ .

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:29 am

Suresh Gupta wrote: a fool I am.

I actually wanted to go to __________ .

Timbuktoo.

When I get there I won't________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:48 am

kensloft wrote: Timbuktoo.

When I get there I won't________________

return.

It is the _______ .

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:14 am

Suresh Gupta wrote: return.

It is the _______ .

late night pizza parlours that keep me awake with their blaring music.

If I had to_____________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:27 am

kensloft wrote: late night pizza parlours that keep me awake with their blaring music.

If I had to_____________

If I had to put up to such nonsense for a longer period then I will go mad.

Are not there any ___________________ ?

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:03 pm

Suresh Gupta wrote: If I had to put up to such nonsense for a longer period then I will go mad.

Are not there any ___________________ ?

snowshoes so I can go ice fishing?

I once built a fire in my igloo but ________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:07 pm

blue wrote: it created freezing rain, so I have to ask, "How do the Eskimos ______________?

re-heat their pizza without getting it wet and soggy?"

It is the imposing questions about how they_______________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:43 pm

kensloft wrote: re-heat their pizza without getting it wet and soggy?"

It is the imposing questions about how they_______________________

run their fast food joints.

Perhaps they do ____________ .

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:49 pm

Suresh Gupta wrote: run their fast food joints.

Perhaps they do ____________ .

use dry ice?

Whatever it is that they are doing it_______________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:19 pm

kensloft wrote: use dry ice?

Whatever it is that they are doing it_______________________

the way it should be done.

However I wonder from where __________________ .

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:12 pm

Suresh Gupta wrote: the way it should be done.

However I wonder from where __________________ .

they get the dry ice?

Meanwhile, somewhere inthe Eskimo community in the tropics they were___________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:21 pm

kensloft wrote: they get the dry ice?

Meanwhile, somewhere inthe Eskimo community in the tropics they were___________
hungry for whale blubber.

The Samoans on the other hand were thinking________________________.

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:12 am

Lon wrote: hungry for whale blubber.

The Samoans on the other hand were thinking________________________.

mmm... Eskimo pie.

They decided that they would contact their friends in the Fijiian community to____________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:22 am

kensloft wrote: mmm... Eskimo pie.

They decided that they would contact their friends in the Fijiian community to____________

join them in the feast.

What they will bring _______________ ?

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:49 am

Suresh Gupta wrote: join them in the feast.

What they will bring _______________ ?

is the big stewing pot and firewood.

But, while they slept after the feast they found_________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:46 am

kensloft wrote: is the big stewing pot and firewood.

But, while they slept after the feast they found_________________

fire gone in the morning.

It was only ice around and they had forgetten ____________ .

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:01 am

Suresh Gupta wrote: fire gone in the morning.

It was only ice around and they had forgetten ____________ .

that the Eskimos had taken them out drinking the night before and had put the drunken tropical natives on the plane back to Nunavut.

They didn't know anyone or where________________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:30 am

kensloft wrote: that the Eskimos had taken them out drinking the night before and had put the drunken tropical natives on the plane back to Nunavut.

They didn't know anyone or where________________________

they found themselves.

They also could not understand why Eskimos _______________________ .

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:52 pm

Suresh Gupta wrote: they found themselves.

They also could not understand why Eskimos _______________________ .

Are from Nunavut and not Eskimolandia

Thoughtfully, they realized that unless______________

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:07 pm

kensloft wrote: Are from Nunavut and not Eskimolandia

Thoughtfully, they realized that unless______________

Someone actually officially named somewhere Eskimolandia, it would be impossible for them to come from there, so Nunavut remained the name of choice.

After much debate mind you _________________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:22 pm

minks wrote: Someone actually officially named somewhere Eskimolandia, it would be impossible for them to come from there, so Nunavut remained the name of choice.

After much debate mind you _________________________________

the politicians decided to do the right thing.

From this day forward the nation shall______________________

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:28 pm

kensloft wrote: the politicians decided to do the right thing.

From this day forward the nation shall______________________

Be banned from ever calling anyone "Mr. Poopie Pants" ever again. However the common moniker of Mr. Potato Head is completely acceptable.

To which GWB boldly stood up and blurted "_____________________

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:33 pm

minks wrote: Be banned from ever calling anyone "Mr. Poopie Pants" ever again. However the common moniker of Mr. Potato Head is completely acceptable.

To which GWB boldly stood up and blurted "_____________________
let's have a bar-b-q ya'll

You bring the beer and I'll supply the_______________________________

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:37 pm

Lon wrote: let's have a bar-b-q ya'll

You bring the beer and I'll supply the_______________________________

Fried Chicken

Licking his lips Barney suggested cold slaw and baked beans but _____________

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:48 pm

minks wrote: Fried Chicken

Licking his lips Barney suggested cold slaw and baked beans but _____________

he forgot to tell everybodythat he drank all the beer.

Now they have to go all the way back____________________

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:56 pm

kensloft wrote: he forgot to tell everybodythat he drank all the beer.

Now they have to go all the way back____________________

to Canada singing that annoying song about how many miles they will walk for beer.

Thankfully along came ____________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:58 pm

minks wrote: to Canada singing that annoying song about how many miles they will walk for beer.

Thankfully along came ____________________________

Nell and Dudley carrying their______________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:52 pm

kensloft wrote: Nell and Dudley carrying their______________________
kegs and sporting beer hats. With that problem solved we decided to __________________

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:25 pm

koan wrote: kegs and sporting beer hats. With that problem solved we decided to __________________

tell everyone that the keg had no nozzle.

That way we were able to make sure__________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:32 pm

kensloft wrote: tell everyone that the keg had no nozzle.

That way we were able to make sure__________________

that the most idiotic person there would be sober enough to drive us around. We had this wild idea that ______________________________

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:58 pm

koan wrote: kegs and sporting beer hats. With that problem solved we decided to __________________

call it a day.

A good night sleep is __________________________ .

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:02 pm

koan wrote: that the most idiotic person there would be sober enough to drive us around. We had this wild idea that ______________________________

we should hitch up the bufallos.

That way with the designated driver wouldn't_______________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:49 pm

kensloft wrote: we should hitch up the bufallos.

That way with the designated driver wouldn't_______________________

have to pull the cart himself. Our first destination was ______________________

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:22 am

koan wrote: have to pull the cart himself. Our first destination was ______________________

to the liquor store.

We wanted to get the thing that_______________

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:35 am

kensloft wrote: to the liquor store.

We wanted to get the thing that_______________
lets you drink from a keg. As it turns out the keg really didn't have a nozzle. Then we headed off to the woods in search of ______________________

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:45 am

koan wrote: lets you drink from a keg. As it turns out the keg really didn't have a nozzle. Then we headed off to the woods in search of ______________________

a bear claw to openthe bottles instead.

After a great 15 minutes we____________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:50 am

kensloft wrote: a bear claw to openthe bottles instead.

After a great 15 minutes we____________________

We found a bear but had trouble getting its claw off. Suddenly I had a thought and looked up at the bear. Next think I knew ___________________

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:12 pm

koan wrote: We found a bear but had trouble getting its claw off. Suddenly I had a thought and looked up at the bear. Next think I knew ___________________

it donned its hair salon clothing and proceeded to cut my nails.

I balked but just one look_________________

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:29 pm

kensloft wrote: it donned its hair salon clothing and proceeded to cut my nails.

I balked but just one look_________________

told me that this bear knew what he was doing. I offered him a beer for his fine work on my manicure and ________________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:49 pm

koan wrote: told me that this bear knew what he was doing. I offered him a beer for his fine work on my manicure and ________________________________
he declined saying that he only liked Jack Daniel's.

Not to be a boor bear he_________________

Post by **kensloft** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:30 pm

Geezer Gal wrote: think...."I hope no one saw that".

Then I _____________________ and decided to _________________________.
stopped... stop

But around the corner________________________________

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:59 pm

blue wrote: came mama and the three little bears. They said _______________
start where the bears ate up her leftovers.

The smallest bear said____________________

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:36 pm

[QUOTE=archergirl]"Mommy, can I go play?"[/QUOTE]

She said.....not until you've got all the hunny out of the hive.

Baby bear put on_________

Post by **kensloft** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:37 pm

abbey wrote: [QUOTE=archergirl]"Mommy, can I go play?"[/QUOTE]

She said.....not until you've got all the hunny out of the hive.

Baby bear put on_________
Her best honey scooping face smile.

Can I do the_________________________

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:22 pm

[QUOTE=kensloft]Her best honey scooping face smile.

Can I do the_________________________[/QUOTE]

_____hunny dance to the tree please?

"just go and get your_____

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