Monkey

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:28 pm

Samantha wrote: I hear that there's a gamin'

One that there's no shamin'

I'll dance with you Sir,

Will you make me purr?

Unless you think I need tamin'

To tame you is not my goal

Tame would be too droll

It's not our style

A little rye'll

Liven up your soul

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:33 pm

That bottle of rye

Monkey guzzled it bye.

He drank it too fast

Monkey asleep at last.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:11 pm

chonsigirl wrote: That bottle of rye

Monkey guzzled it bye.

He drank it too fast

Monkey asleep at last.

And so he lay in drunken stupor

Sound asleep, a party pooper

Partied out

Crashed no doubt

Blessing on thee, little trooper

..................monkey says 'nite ya'll... thanks for the wonderful party... see ya tomorrow :yh_monkey

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:37 am

Monkeys up and feelin' groggy

His little head is kinda foggy

Did he sleep with chonisgirl

Or was he on the tilt-a whirl

Left him shook and spent and soggy

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:27 am

If Monkey slept with Chonsigirl,

He will think he's Duke of Irl,

Please don't tell her,

Of this error,

Or she'll surely want to hurl.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:32 am

4rum wrote: To tame you is not my goal

Tame would be too droll

It's not our style

A little rye'll

Liven up your soul

Let's see if I have this right?

To ply me with rye, you might?

Hang on to YOUR knickers,

This girl likes her lickers,

She'll keep you "up" all night!

(how's that for naughty?)

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:02 pm

Samantha wrote: Let's see if I have this right?

To ply me with rye, you might?

Hang on to YOUR knickers,

This girl likes her lickers,

She'll keep you "up" all night!

(how's that for naughty?)

Why....it's the epitome of naughty

But not the least bit haughty

I offer liquor

You proffer lick'er

And you certainly have the body............woo hoo..........hubba,hubba..........

......................pant, pant, pant :yh_drool

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:11 pm

Hey.......monkey can stand on his head

Hop like a head-O-ped

Upright or inverted

His tummy's extroverted

That's why his butt's so red

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:55 pm

His rear so dear

We see quite clear

The imprint of them boots

No wonder monkey hoots!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:52 am

4rum wrote: Why....it's the epitome of naughty

But not the least bit haughty

I offer liquor

You proffer lick'er

And you certainly have the body............woo hoo..........hubba,hubba..........

......................pant, pant, pant :yh_drool

You certainly are flirtatious,

Your advances are most tenacious,

I like when you're panting,

I'ts downright enchanting,

Lucky for you I'm salacious!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:00 am

[QUOTE=chonsigirl]His rear so dear

We see quite clear

The imprint of them boots

No wonder monkey hoots![/QU

To Chonsi I say congrats!

For kicking that Monkey's ass,

Your boot made him smart,

On his hinder part,

Now he's not so quick to sass!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:01 pm

heh, heh, heh, monkey is watching YOU

He's got your number too

When you least expect

Expect to get decked

With a big shot of monkey poo

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:24 pm

Putting on protective gear

Monkey think's her fur to smear.

Watch out Monkey, in all that muck,

Ooops, he fell in it-lot's of luck!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:38 pm

Samantha wrote: You certainly are flirtatious,

Your advances are most tenacious,

I like when you're panting,

I'ts downright enchanting,

Lucky for you I'm salacious!!

So, who had to look up the words on this one? come on. . . fess up!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:00 pm

So Monkey is imbued in poo,

He's proud to be wearing it too,

He has a good reason

To wear poo this season,

For Sue, with the new blue tatoo!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:06 pm

Tattoo has a smear

Monkey sheds a tear.

Wash it all clear

Sue rides on his rear!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:50 am

Monkey's a little confused

Why is he so meanly used

He offered parties

But all you smarties

Offer him back abuse

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:22 am

It seems Monkey ran out of cash,

He spent everything from his stash,

He now needs a job,

Can he be someone's BOB?

I hope he don't do nothin' rash!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:16 am

Monkey threw poo

And wonders now, boo hoo.

Girls want nice things,

Not stuff that you fling.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:20 pm

Samantha wrote: It seems Monkey ran out of cash,

He spent everything from his stash,

He now needs a job,

Can he be someone's BOB?

I hope he don't do nothin' rash!

hmmmm... a message straight from your heart

Ol' monkey can sure play that part

No money no honey

If you give him nonehe

Will swing with another tart

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:35 pm

You draw monkey toward YOUR standard

You've frowned each time he has wandered

But listen folks

It's just for jokes

His antics WILL NOT be pandered

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:39 pm

If monkey gets too big for his britches

There's always branches for switches

Whip his behind

But leave his mind

It fills some much needed niches

................................I'm saving 'sons o b*tches' for when it gets deep :yh_rotfl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:40 pm

Space between the words

Monkey knows cannot be heard.

Monkey rhyme we always sing,

Monkey always our sweet thing.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:09 am

4rum wrote: hmmmm... a message straight from your heart

Ol' monkey can sure play that part

No money no honey

If you give him nonehe

Will swing with another tart

Since Monkey is always so randy,

I thought he could be someone's dandy,

He'd do the "wild thing"

And cash it would bring,

At least for something he's handy.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:37 am

Samantha is looking for romance,

She's on her way over to France,

She'll find a cafe,

And wait for a day,

For someone to make an advance!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:44 am

Monkey will cry

If you get a guy.

Monkey better look good

And put on a tie!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:05 am

chonsigirl wrote: Monkey will cry

If you get a guy.

Monkey better look good

And put on a tie!

I know monkey shouldn't be jealous

Sometimes he's just overzealous

But he likes you all

Thinks each is a doll

If you'd like a hug just tellus

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:09 am

Samantha wrote: Samantha is looking for romance,

She's on her way over to France,

She'll find a cafe,

And wait for a day,

For someone to make an advance!

No need to wait for advancement

And France is not ample enhancement

Your wonder worldwide

I hold deep inside

So total is my enchantment:yh_flower

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:29 pm

Monkey's not much into money

He's more naughty and funny

A laugh is his 'bling'

Chuckles 'ka-ching'

He's peeping on Pam in the dunny

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:32 pm

Well monkey has called for a wrecker

Crashed driving a double decker

He should have knowed

To keep his eyes on the road

Instead of watching his p*ck*r

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:30 pm

Well monkey was feeling frisky

Though he knew that it was risky

Tried to feel

Samantha's appeal

Didn't know she was takin' a............monkey was feeling frisky................

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:32 am

4rum wrote: Well monkey has called for a wrecker

Crashed driving a double decker

He should have knowed

To keep his eyes on the road

Instead of watching his p*ck*r

"Monkey" is just an extension,

Of man's most noble "intention,"

He just wrecked a bus,

So what's all the fuss?

His willie just needs some attention.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:40 am

4rum wrote: No need to wait for advancement

And France is not ample enhancement

Your wonder worldwide

I hold deep inside

So total is my enchantment:yh_flower

Samantha is starting to blush,

Such sentiments give her a rush,

You kindle her fires,

And light her desires,

On 4Rum she sure has a crush!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:55 am

Awww...c'mon now sweetie an' hush

Such attention makes my heart gush

So sweet are your words

The sweetest I've heard

You've turned ol, 4rum to mush :yh_blush

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:14 pm

Dear 4Rum:

I think we both better quit,

We'll give these nice people a fit,

They'll think that we're sappy,

When we are so happy,

It's just that we're both full of whit!!

(almost put the "s" word in there but. . . .. thought better of it)

:rolleyes:

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:12 pm

So...........this is how it all ends.............sob

Sigh.......................you want to be just good friends....sniffle

I've heard it before

So just ignore

The sound of my heart as it rends..............:yh_cry

...........MUUUUWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAA AAA AAA ... A

aw, man...I should get an oscar for that one!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:20 am

I'll give you an oscar alright!

Now quit being so darn contrite,

We've Monkeys to tend,

Your heart will not rend,

We STILL have our date for tonight!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:49 am

Monkey cheesecake

For Oscar picks

Sam waits him to show up

No more tricks!

If he doesn't tow the line

Sam no more will want to whine

Other monkey hunks like that girl

*poor six, he wants to hurl*

:wah:

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:36 am

Guess monkeys an' liquor don't mix

'Cause drunken monkeys are pr*x

Unruly and hateful

Always unfaithful

They smoke, drink and party for kix :yh_monkey

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:10 am

Party for a kiss

From monkey girls

Natural way

To make head swirl.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:08 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Party for a kiss

From monkey girls

Natural way

To make head swirl.

Should monkey leave you for another

You might call up his other brother

He's a little more refined

Seldom scratches his behind

'Course he does still live with mother

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:17 am

Mama's boy

No fun girl toy

I'm taking you out,

No more monkey pout.

:)

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:46 am

4rum wrote: Guess monkeys an' liquor don't mix

'Cause drunken monkeys are pr*x

Unruly and hateful

Always unfaithful

They smoke, drink and party for kix :yh_monkey

Monkey went out on a bender,

In search of the opposite gender,

He tried to maligne,

A fat porcupine,

Now he looks like he's been in a blender!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:49 pm

He was frustrated and in confusion

He was suffering a gender illusion

Blender my a$$

Monkey could pass

For a well used furry pin cushion

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:58 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Mama's boy

No fun girl toy

I'm taking you out,

No more monkey pout.

:)

Monkey would be right proud

To show you off to the crowd

Dinner and dancing

A little romancing

That is, if that's allowed?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:47 pm

A night on the town,

Monkey no more frown.

Smile on his furry face

AS we dance all over the place.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:51 pm

Mombo, tango or even limbo

A$$holes and elbows all akimbo

Shake that ever lovin booty

Drinks with parasols so fruity

Show ol' monkey that you're no bimbo

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon May 01, 2006 4:41 am

Grabbing monkey paw to dance

Chonsi shakes him into a trance.

Monkey's eyes light up and glow

Shake it as we monkey disco.

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:08 am

Miss Monkey came back from the doc,

The news that she had was a shock,

A baby is due,

Do not misconstrue,

That Monkey's the dad is NO crock!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:09 am

Miss Monkey had DNA tested,

To ascertain that she's infested,

That Monkey's the dad,

Will he run away mad?

If he does--she'll have him arrested.