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Snooze, knowing you and reading your title, I knew....I just KNEW, even before I opened the thread, that something like this was gonna be here. Thanks for a great belly-laugh!!!! :yh_rotfl
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snoozie is on a roll!
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lady cop wrote: snoozie is on a roll!
Yeah, more please?
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Post by AussiePam »

Thanks Snooze :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Post by cars »

Another funny, it's a little nasty!

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cars wrote: Another funny, it's a little nasty!
That patient on the table looks like a real dick-head.
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Post by OpenMind »

:yh_rotfl Looks like you've been to the seaside, Snooze.
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Post by 911 »

OK, the first joke reminded me of something that happened at work one day. The girl I worked with had a really good sense of humor and could take a joke, she just wasn't that good at dishing it out.

Anyhoo, we were having some shelves put up in our office and some electical work being done at the same time (you see where I going with this, don't you?). Well, one of the fellas tended to wear his pants a little low and apparently had, just that morning, ran out of underwear and decided to go commando.

He was working on her side of the room all day and that quarter moon stared at her and even winked once or twice. I was very proud of the both of us for not laughing where he could hear us. When he finally left for the day, she turned to me and said, " Now, I have to go home and tell my husband I've been sniffing crack all day."

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SnoozeControl wrote: Pffft, if Cars is going to post smut like that, then so will I. :D


All that means Snooze, is that we "both" get banned! (and what do you mean smut???):-2 :p
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Another one, a little questionable:-2

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