Exercise program

vampress.rozz · Post by **vampress.rozz** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:02 pm

lol thanks for that it made me smile

right I've exercised my fingers Im off to the arcade

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:33 pm

Phew!!!!!!!!! no ....... need a bottle of wine ....... my wrist aches after that ...... at least I think that's what it was:o

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:56 am

Crikey if all that work is needed after Day one, I dread to think what it will be like after a week hahaha. Exactly how long is this program?? :sneaky:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:56 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Anytime you want a beer, I guess. My right arm is absolutely enormous from this exercise program, by the way. I can barely walk upright without dragging my knuckles.

:wah: So can we all expect similar results if we keep following this program, because personally I like my arm the way it is.

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:45 am

chrisb84uk wrote: :wah: So can we all expect similar results if we keep following this program, because personally I like my arm the way it is.

Just use both hands alternatively:wah:

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:55 pm

Well I can tell you that pulling a cork out of Wine Bottle can really be taxing on my strength. So much so that I need another bottle to help me recuperate, which then requires me to have yet another bottle and after which...... :yh_party :yh_sick :yh_tired :yh_ghost

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:17 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Get boxed wine... its exhausting knocking that little cardboard square out, but after that, you just push the little button.

Ahhhhhhh ......... but don't just love the sound of the cork being pulled out of the bottle. Cardboard wine ........ only in California ... hahahaha:rolleyes:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:20 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Could you show us what exactly a "porn face" looks like?

mmm that would be interesting!

Maybe he could re-produce it on a Southpark lookalike?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:26 pm

Clancy wrote: ....I was once, er, doing the business, when I looked to my right, I thought some deranged manical looking thief had broken into the house.

....It turned out it was my reflection in the wardrobe mirror

It gave me quite a start , i can tell you !

:yh_rotfl

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:26 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I sometimes have to strain while having a bowel movement too. I can't say I've ever looked at myself while doing it though.:-2

Oh, that isn't what you meant, is it?

Snooze!!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:35 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I spent $50 on a corkscrew, damn it! I wanna use it on cork.

Geez ....... they saw you coming .... $50??????? Really?????:-5

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:09 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I know, what a ridiculous price, huh? The thing is, my sister bought me a gift certificate from wine.com but alcohol of any kind can't be shipped into this state without going through some State bureau or its considered "bootlegging"... therefore they just don't ship booze here. So here I am with a gift cert and nothing really to spend it on.

No alcohol

...... sheesh ........... I doubt I'd survive:-5 :-5

So what do you use the corkscrew on then or do you mean only individuals cannot ship but resellers can import for out of state?

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:28 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Its called the "Alcoholic Beverage Control Department" and everything other than beer that's 3.2% or lower and wine coolers has to be sold by them. They add a surcharge to the customer for this privilege, and all bottles have to have their identifying sticker on it, or you can be fined some ridiculous amount for "bootlegging." A lot of people go over the state line to Idaho to save money and get a better variety, but I'm too lazy and just pay the exorbitant prices.

Don't even get me started on the liquor laws when you go to a restaurant.:rolleyes:

It's called ABCD:rolleyes: as my friend John McEnroe says you cannot be serious .... hahahahahaha ....... at least they have a sense of humour:-3

I guess I'd go live somewhere else if they did that here. Booze is quite expensive here and many hop over to France with their car and fill the trunk up, without any problem as long as it's perceived as for personal use. How much do pay for a reasonable bottle of wine then?

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:09 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: About $12... that's probably about 8 pounds, I'd guess. I'm pretty cheap.

More like Ã‚Â£7 for $12. I'm even cheaper. Usually buy Australian or Chilean Merlot for around Ã‚Â£5. They are very drinkable. At work I get to drink the good stuff sometimes as we have a wine cellar where wines are purchased laid down to age with a value in excess of Ã‚Â£1m. I have to attend various dinners at which the good stuff usually comes out. Have our AGM in June, just a few days after my Birthday, so I will celebrate it with some good wine a little late.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:09 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I know, what a ridiculous price, huh? The thing is, my sister bought me a gift certificate from wine.com but alcohol of any kind can't be shipped into this state without going through some State bureau or its considered "bootlegging"... therefore they just don't ship booze here. So here I am with a gift cert and nothing really to spend it on.

Thank the MORMONS!!

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:31 pm

valerie wrote: Thank the MORMONS!!

But have you noticed how the Quakers always get their Oats

:-2 :-3

Tigerlily · Post by **Tigerlily** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:15 am

Tut tut!!

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:27 am

Tigerlily wrote: Tut tut!!

Wasn't he a King too?:D

Tigerlily · Post by **Tigerlily** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:44 am

Very witty:)

King Terry · Post by **King Terry** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:01 pm

Tigerlily wrote: Very witty:)

Thank you Fair Maiden of the West:yh_worshp

King of the South:yh_clown