Monkey

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:57 am

Samantha wrote: Dear 4Rum:

Back in post seventy-four,

You HAD my knickers and more,

Now Tarzan's at hand,

To "monkey sit" and. . .

We can make nookie galore!!

I'm particularly fond of nookie

Certainly not a rookie

I could make book

On the knack of your nook

Without even consulting my bookie

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:58 am

:wah: It seems as though you guys are really enjoying this!! Who knew so much could have to be said about monkeys? hahahaha.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:08 am

There's quite more than you'd expect

Just let yourself stop to reflect

There's poo pollution

Evolution

And we're still covering sex

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:15 am

Uh Ohhhhhhhh

Miss Monkey got drunk and went out,

She found a new monkey with clout,

She said of his willie,

"My, my, what a dillie!"

She's pleased with herself, no doubt.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:45 pm

Monkey took a trip to the beach

Where he met a lovely young peach

Tho it was wrong

He pulled up her thong

Till Pismo was side by each

.......................woo hoo

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:13 am

Monkey got knocked for a loop,

For pulling the thong of Miss Snoop,

The girl knew karate,

She gave him a swate,

And tossed him aside with a whoop!

:wah:

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:23 pm

Miss Snoop sure got monkies attention

Smacked too many bruises to mention

Left him too edgy

To give more wedgies

Unless he can find an extension

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:15 pm

Monkey met an Easter bunny

What happened next wasn't funny

Checked 'er eggs

Then checked 'er leggs

Left 'em both a little runny

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:23 am

Monkey now sits in the doctors chair,

Wondering what's going on "down there"

It's itchy and red,

So let it be said,

"It's the clap, so you better beware!"

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:28 am

Poor Monkey is feeling distress,

His privates are looking a mess,

No way can he play,

When he's feelin' this way,

His urges he must now supress!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:14 am

Miss Monkey is still not tellin'

Though Monkey in pain is yellin'

She hopes in vain

To cure the pain

But somehow maintain the swellin'

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:47 am

This thread is too frikkin' quiet

Know a good poem then apply it

Samantha come quick

We'll turn up the wick

Then maybe we'll start a riot

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:49 am

Monkey's almost done chillin'

He's horny, ready an' willin'

Doc had to say

Just one more day

To wait for the penicillen

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:54 am

Thanx all for your tolerance of newbies

Your friendship is worth more than rubies

But I must confess

And yes I digress

It's not near as nice as Ruby's boobies

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:32 am

4rum wrote: Monkey's almost done chillin'

He's horny, ready an' willin'

Doc had to say

Just one more day

To wait for the penicillen

Miss Monkey will NOT touch that willy,

She's hopin' that Monkey feels silly,

When the "fection is gone,

It won't take him long,

He'll be after just any ol' filly!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:45 am

Well you've finally figured him out

You know what Monkey's about

Has no intention

Of monogamous attention

Miss Monkey will just have to pout

SweetDarlin · Post by **SweetDarlin** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:04 am

Monkey's intentions are clear

Perhaps he seeks a new peer

one with whom he can romp

and still with others stomp

and still be found a dear

(okay that was rough...give me time)

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:12 pm

Monkeys are endearing critters

Set all the treetops atwitter

Dine on fine fruits

Crack monkey poots

And just perch on a branch for a shi**er

................DUCK AND COVER !!!!....................

............................................................welcome SweetDarlin

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:43 pm

4rum wrote: This thread is too frikkin' quiet

Know a good poem then apply it

Samantha come quick

We'll turn up the wick

Then maybe we'll start a riot

My lord, doth thou speak of me wick?

Kind sir, my passions rise quick!

Hearest me well

Lest I shalt tell

I fearest thou tempest a trick!

Welcome aboard SweetDarlin!!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:55 pm

4rum wrote: Well you've finally figured him out

You know what Monkey's about

Has no intention

Of monogamous attention

Miss Monkey will just have to pout

Miss Monkey is feeling neglected,

She feels she isn't respected,

I told her "Don't mope,

Get out there and cope,

YOU aren't the one who's infected!!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:03 pm

SweetDarlin wrote: Monkey's intentions are clear

Perhaps he seeks a new peer

one with whom he can romp

and still with others stomp

and still be found a dear

(okay that was rough...give me time)

Take your time. . . I'm happy to see you here.

Hey, maybe we can gang up on Monkey and get the little bugger "fixed"

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 8:50 am

Monkey may not know his hence from his whences

Don't need a thither to climb over fences

Never mind yon gate

He'll negotiate

To pleasure your sensibility and senses

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:01 am

Dear 4Rum, you must be confused,

By Monkey I am not amused,

It's you I desire,

Come light my fire,

I'll leave that monkey -- unused.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:47 am

Here I come, you've got me sweetie

I like your call, yes indeedy

Been savin' up

I'm a rowdy pup

You should probably eat your wheaties

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:51 am

*scribble* *snap* take notes and piccies

Recording every little tricksy.

Where'd you putcha ...?

You stretch first, dontcha?

I'll call my book the Garden Sutra. :sneaky:

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:02 am

Good idea!!!...your decision

A useful guide you invision

But here's a clue

Just for you

"Split Bamboo" ain't for fishin'

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:11 pm

Oh $#%^ did he just take our pic?

Dear 4Rum, please answer me quick!

I think we've been had,

By this curious cad,

I hope, it's only a trick.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:25 am

You may be right, there was a flash

It came from the window sash

So I suppose

We've been 'exposed'

Hope he at least shares the cash

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:17 am

Our monkey sure is fascinated

With boobs and how their situated

Ogles at the shape and size

Seeks to win a booby prize

You might say he's titillated

:yh_monkey

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:27 am

Two little monkeys, sittin' in a tree

One was a he, one was a she

Touched the cutie

On her booty

........One little monkey, sittin' in a tree.....................

:yh_monkey

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:09 pm

Dear 4Rum;

Since we have both been exposed,

And caught while superimposed,

Let's take advantage,

Of this disadvantage,

And head to a spot, undisclosed!

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:41 pm

Miss Monkey was feeling real spiffy,

On Monkey she'd go pull a tricky,

To his tree she did go,

With a big fat pink bow,

And she tied it around his wee dicky!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:39 pm

Samantha wrote: Dear 4Rum;

Since we have both been exposed,

And caught while superimposed,

Let's take advantage,

Of this disadvantage,

And head to a spot, undisclosed!

I think I know just the place

Our Meadow has plenty of space

A secluded stream

A veil of dreams

Shaded by tidings of grace

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:43 pm

Samantha wrote: Miss Monkey was feeling real spiffy,

On Monkey she'd go pull a tricky,

To his tree she did go,

With a big fat pink bow,

And she tied it around his wee dicky!!

Poor Monkey so accoutered

Was left un-bootied, un-hootered

Fettered so

By the bow

Might as well have been neutered!

:yh_monkey

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:37 am

As these little zingers get fresher

As we rack our brains for your pleasure

We hope you can chuckle

As feeble minds buckle

And hope we don't crack under pressure :-3

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:40 am

ayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Anyone care for my health???

Feel like I'm flyin' a "stealth"

Snivel an' mumble

Whine an' grumble

Guess I'll go talk to myself

...Samantha ??? ...Pam ??? ACC???...anybody???

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:49 am

Pooooooor little monkey all alone

Not a friend or even a clone

No one to feed him

So when you need him

He won't hear you p**s and moan

Attached files

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:09 am

Wait a minute....things look better

Somebody sent a baby setter

My little butt'll

Enjoy a cuddle

If she wants to... I think I'll let 'er

Attached files

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:42 am

Miss Monkey was feeling remose.

She shouldn't she knew, of course,

So off she did go,

To untie his bow,

Then maybe she'd take him by force.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:13 am

Samantha wrote: Miss Monkey was feeling remose.

She shouldn't she knew, of course,

So off she did go,

To untie his bow,

Then maybe she'd take him by force.

......unh, uh........ooooh no....

Monkey has learned his lesson

With her he won't be messin'

Till SHE is willin'

For penecillin

And a nice little GYN session

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:09 pm

4rum wrote: I think I know just the place

Our Meadow has plenty of space

A secluded stream

A veil of dreams

Shaded by tidings of grace

Our Meadow would be just sublime,

You may take me there any time,

We'll sit my the shore,

With flowers galore,

Then into your lap I will climb.

:yh_flower

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:45 am

So quiet in the afternoon

Time to part comes much to soon

Lay the flower to the side

By the vow now abide

Till time again is opportune

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:49 am

Monkey's finally on the mend

Time to rip and tear again

Put a lock on the likker

Put another on your knickers

He's rough an' ready now my friend

:yh_monkey

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:40 pm

Miss Monkey is now full of smiles,

She told me of Monkeys new trials,

It seems he got drunk,

And mounted a skunk,

And now you can smell him for miles.

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:45 pm

Can you even imagine that

Monkey and a lady polecat

One sip of Smirnoff

Her knickers she doffed

And then traded tit for tat

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:01 am

Monkey is being chastized,

He shouldn't be very surprised,

He knew very well,

That he would smell,

His sex-life is now compromised!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:52 am

Monkey didn't take time to think

So please don't think he's a fink

Such was his hurry

He couldn't worry

Just happy to get back in "the pink"

Samantha · Post by **Samantha** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:30 pm

Miss Monkey devised a plan,

She got t'mato juice in a can,

She said, "Monkey dear,

That stench, this will clear,"

But he took one look, and he ran!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:23 pm

Monkey had seen Bloody Marys

But a bloody monkey seemed garrish

The look in 'er eye

Made monkey cry..........

"This is all bloody scary"!!!

4rum · Post by **4rum** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:32 pm

So with his ego a smartin'

Disheveled and disheartened

He decided to flee

And now you will see

His face on every milk carton