Are you American

pina · Post by **pina** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:47 pm

If you are American when you go in the loo.

And your American when you come out of the loo.

What are you while you are inside the loo?

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European of course. :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:54 pm

:wah: :wah: Get back to the arcade :p

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:26 pm

If he's a bloke with kids it could be

Papuan

pina · Post by **pina** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:27 pm

abbey wrote: :wah: :wah: Get back to the arcade :p

On my way boss.

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:39 pm

pina wrote: If you are American when you go in the loo.

And your American when you come out of the loo.

What are you while you are inside the loo?

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European of course. :wah:

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Good one pina

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:09 pm

koochikoo wrote: :wah: :wah:

When your on your way to the loo, you're Russian

And when you're all done you're...Finnish! :Dvery clever!

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:08 am

But what kind of european? Those horrible italian types where you can't get a decent seat or read a paper? Austrian and german with the little ledge for the amusement of the anal retentive, french where it's enough to make you shudder?

Is it true american versions are now made of specially reinforced ceramic to carry the weight of the MacDonald enlarged american behind ?

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:24 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I had to have a custom made, extra-wide stainless steel commode to accommodate my enormous arse. Of course, that involved strengthening the floor of my apartment since I'm on the second floor and would normally crash right through my neighbor's ceiling. I've also had to have all the doors widened, although I can manage to slip through double doors if I hold my breath and go in sideways.

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I'm thinking of suing someone.

This is definitely looking hopeful..I might sue because people laugh that I only have three wheel trims on my car and even they are cracked...it hurts and I should be compensated.

(That laughing smilie shouldn't be in the middle of the quote but underneath it..I can't seem to separate quotes...don't laugh or I'll sue)

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:39 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I had to have a custom made, extra-wide stainless steel commode to accommodate my enormous arse. Of course, that involved strengthening the floor of my apartment since I'm on the second floor and would normally crash right through my neighbor's ceiling. I've also had to have all the doors widened, although I can manage to slip through double doors if I hold my breath and go in sideways.

I'm thinking of suing someone.

That sure sounds opposite of the pix of yourself you posted several weeks ago Snooze? :-2

A dozen or so years ago, they modernized the Men's room toilet bowls in the stalls at work. By mounting them off the floor, attached by bolts to the wall. Well, one day my friend at work went into the stall & plopped down on the suspended toilet bowl. All of a sudden there was this loud thud/chrash sound that echoed off the tile floors & walls. The bolts attaching the bowl to the wall sheared off, & he along with the bowl smashed onto the floor. Needless to say what a mess, & luckily for my friend his rump was not severely cut by the smashed porcilian pieces. He cleaned himself up as best as he could, but he still had to go home to change his clothes, and was so embarrased that he did not return back to work for another 3 days. (Time heals all wounds:p ) (Oh Yeah, did I mention he tipped the scales at over 500+ pounds. He was a really big guy)

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:08 pm

Anybody else prefer privacy in the privy?