Satire Joke Time?

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:44 pm

* If you can't Drink & Drive, then why to Bars have parking lots?

* If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look the way they do?

* Does killing Time damage eternity?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:45 pm

why do they call it "tourist season" if we can't shoot them?

LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:49 pm

LOL on both post

Back in my single days I would go to bars as a designated driver. The owner would give me free food:) And I tended to come out a head when people would give me money for gas. It was a small town so I knew just about everyone that I gave a ride home.

I never parked next to the bar though. Didn't want to get my car dinged up:)

Lotto

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libertine · Post by **libertine** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:34 am

Lotto's post reminds me of a joke..read on by if you've heard it.

The sheriff parked ouside the bar at closing time, waiting to see who he could catch driving under the influence. In a few minutes, a man staggers out and weaves in and out of the rows of cars trying to find his. The sheriff waits, knowing he can't tag him for DUI unless he is inside the car. Finally, after about ten minutes of staggering around and trying several doors not his, the drunk successfully open up a car and crawls in. The sheriff whips over to the car and says "AHA, are you drunk?" The man says "No sir, I'm the DD tonight." 'DD?" the sheriff responds, "The designated driver?" 'NO" says the drunk, the "designated decoy" :wah:

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:29 am

Three Proofs that "JESUS" was a woman

* He had to feed a crowd at a moments notice, when there was no food.

* He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of Men who just didn't get it.

* Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for

him to do.