The Further Adventures of Turnup The Cat
While down on her hands and knees
The maid could not stop a sneeze
Her tampon did rocket
Out of it's socket
And dispatched the poor cat with ease
You can imagine Turnup's surprise
When something of this shape and size
Shot with a zoom
Clear cross the room
And took him right 'twixt the eyes
Now please don't be too broken hearted
O'er the fate of our dearly departed
For having nine lives
He may yet survive
He's seen worse than this when she's farted
The Further Adventures of Turnup The Cat
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The Further Adventures of Turnup The Cat
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
The Further Adventures of Turnup The Cat
a classic:wah:
take a bite out of life it's there to be tasted!!
The Further Adventures of Turnup The Cat
:wah: that was funny. A crude version of Shel Silverstein.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
The Further Adventures of Turnup The Cat
....hmmmm.... ain't never met Ol' Shel.... he ryte fine pohms too?
The Further Adventures of Turnup The Cat
yep, do a google search you'll find him.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son