So anyway, is Prison really so bad?

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So anyway, is Prison really so bad?

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Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, Work VS Prison, this should make things a bit clearer.

IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.



IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK..you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.

AT WORK...you get to pay for all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars, wanting to get out.

AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out, and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...they are called managers.

So have a Great Day at WORK........ even though "prisoners" have it better off than you! :rolleyes: ;) :wah:
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cars wrote: So have a Great Day at WORK........ even though "prisoners" have it better off than you!
:D well at least you don't HAVE to play house with a guy named bubba! ;)
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SweetDarlin wrote: :D well at least you don't HAVE to play house with a guy named bubba! ;)


Ahhh, but maybe to someone with a name say like "Just Jack", or Will, (Characters from Will & Grace) somebody like bubba would be a perk!!!:D :wah:
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I have been planning a caper, maybe the time is right. Can I Fg in Sing Sing ?
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cars wrote: Ahhh, but maybe to someone with a name say like "Just Jack", or Will, (Characters from Will & Grace) somebody like bubba would be a perk!!!:D :wah:well... if you put it like that... even with a bubba or a maude it's still worth considering. ;)
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Well hell being a goodie two shoe hasn't gotten me a damn thing, time for a life of crime..!! :D
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WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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CARLA wrote: Well hell being a goodie two shoe hasn't gotten me a damn thing, time for a life of crime..!! :D


I've always secretly dreamed of a life of crime. I wouldn't kill anyone. Just rob some banks, steal some hot cars, get some liposuction and a boob job, then pick up some nice young guys(fresh meat mmm...):wah: :driving:
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SnoozeControl wrote: I really hope you're a female. ;)


The last time I checked I was:wah:
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Jab you bet partners in crime we will play havoc from coast to coast till they catch us... That should be when I was planning on retiring any way so we will have 3 hots and cot for the rest of our lives.. :wah: Maybe I will become a Lawyer in prison, or better yet a Doctor..:D
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WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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