20 GREAT USES FOR THE GUN IN YOUR HOUSE:
1. Settle domestic disputes
2. Settle disputes with neighbors
3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned
4. Hours of fun for the kids
5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids
6. A big help during temper tantrums
7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner...a big man
8. Almost like having a big penis
9. Big bonanza for gun thieves
10. Surefire way to blow your dough
11. Terrify the meter man
12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, & other honky stuff
13. Fun to fondle...and so BIG
14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor."
15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested
16. You can't always be reading great literature, right?
17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc.
18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!"
19. Angry white men never screw up
20. Such a comfort when depressed
20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
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20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
TROLL ALERT!!
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20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
"This is my weapon, this is my gun, this one's for fighting, this one's
for fun"
:D
for fun"
:D
20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
I see Valerie is a Full Metal Jacket fan :wah:
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
Sheryl wrote: I see Valerie is a Full Metal Jacket fan :wah:
Valerie is a MARINE fan!
;)
Valerie is a MARINE fan!
;)
20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
Ohh ok. Duhhhhhhh my nephew is a Marine. Should of known that.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
Don't worry about it! I think lots of military use that... and others besides!
Tell your Marine I said OOH-RAH!!
:)
Tell your Marine I said OOH-RAH!!
:)
20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
Perry Logan wrote: 20 GREAT USES FOR THE GUN IN YOUR HOUSE:
1. Settle domestic disputes
2. Settle disputes with neighbors
3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned
4. Hours of fun for the kids
5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids
6. A big help during temper tantrums
7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner...a big man
8. Almost like having a big penis
9. Big bonanza for gun thieves
10. Surefire way to blow your dough
11. Terrify the meter man
12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, & other honky stuff
13. Fun to fondle...and so BIG
14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor."
15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested
16. You can't always be reading great literature, right?
17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc.
18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!"
19. Angry white men never screw up
20. Such a comfort when depressed
Wow. What a boob. So when did you decide to throw the 2nd amendment out the window?
I take offense at #19....why white men?
And as to #13....something you want to get off your chest? :sneaky:
1. Settle domestic disputes
2. Settle disputes with neighbors
3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned
4. Hours of fun for the kids
5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids
6. A big help during temper tantrums
7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner...a big man
8. Almost like having a big penis
9. Big bonanza for gun thieves
10. Surefire way to blow your dough
11. Terrify the meter man
12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, & other honky stuff
13. Fun to fondle...and so BIG
14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor."
15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested
16. You can't always be reading great literature, right?
17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc.
18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!"
19. Angry white men never screw up
20. Such a comfort when depressed
Wow. What a boob. So when did you decide to throw the 2nd amendment out the window?
I take offense at #19....why white men?
And as to #13....something you want to get off your chest? :sneaky:
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
Far Rider wrote: #19 Cause we know how to shoot! #13.... every young boy does it! Thats what Nomad told me.
But 19 leaves out women. It's discriminatory. :yh_wink
But 19 leaves out women. It's discriminatory. :yh_wink
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
[/FONT]
Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
[/FONT]
Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.