LC would have shot him...

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:22 pm

I know she would.

Urinating on officer nets one-year term

Spotsylvania man convicted of felony assault on a police officer and indecent exposure.

Date published: 3/28/2006

By KEITH EPPS

A Spotsylvania man was ordered yesterday to serve a year in jail for urinating on a jail officer who was driving him to jail.

David Determan, 36, has been convicted in Stafford Circuit Court of felony assault on a police officer and indecent exposure in connection with the June 17 incident.

He got one year on the felony charge and a $200 fine on the misdemeanor. The sentence he got yesterday was the same one a jury recommended in December.

According to prosecutor Andrea McCauley, Officer Rashid Thornton was transporting Determan from a magistrate's office in Fredericksburg to the Rappahannock Regional Jail when the incident occurred.

Thornton said he had just crossed the Falmouth Bridge into Stafford when Determan, who was sitting behind him in the transport vehicle, soaked the back of his shirt.

McCauley said the urine also drenched the steering wheel, windshield and paperwork in the vehicle. It was not clear yesterday what Determan had been arrested for in the first place.

Determan claimed he did not intentionally urinate on Thornton and said he twice told the officer that he needed to use the bathroom.

At his trial, Determan testified that Thornton refused to let him use the bathroom at the magistrate's office. He said the officer then ignored him when he repeated his request in the van.

Determan, who was sitting in the middle of the van, said he tried to urinate toward the exit door to the right of the driver. Instead, it went to the left. Determan said his handcuffs made the process more difficult.

McCauley scoffed at Determan's explanation, saying "my 4-year-old has better aim than that."

Determan's criminal record includes convictions for two petty larcenies, a destruction of property and trespassing.

This was his first felony conviction. It would not have been a felony had Determan urinated on a regular citizen instead of a law-enforcement officer.

Determan had been in jail since his convictions in December, but is expected to be released soon. Judge H. Harrison Braxton granted him a $25,000 appeal bond after he expressed his intention to appeal his case to the state Court of Appeals.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:25 pm

Oh yeah. In LC's car? He never would have made it back to the jail. They'd have found his decaying corpse, months later, stuck under some log in a nearby river with a double-tap to the head.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:29 pm

I don't think he would have got away with his wedding tackle intact if LC had been involved

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:30 pm

We all know you're probably right, but the question just is, WHERE?:-2

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:58 pm

Drenched the windshield? From the BACK SEAT?

:-2

Post by **spot** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:42 pm

valerie wrote: Drenched the windshield? From the BACK SEAT?Hell, I can do that on a bus.

SnoozeControl wrote: That's disgusting!I should say it is, too. An entire year? The UK cops who were caught doing that against the Presidential Palace in the capital of Lithuania didn't get any jail time at all. They were "understood to have shown their police identity cards, but were taken to a local police station" - as though cops might expect favorable treatment! The very idea!

Post by **spot** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:12 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: So Spot... you married?:sneaky:I'll tell you this, Snooze - when I point Percy at the porcelain, I have to brace myself first. Lesser men have fled at the sight.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:19 pm

spot wrote: I'll tell you this, Snooze - when I point Percy at the porcelain, I have to brace myself first. Lesser men have fled at the sight.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:33 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnoozeControl

So Spot... you married?

I'll tell you this, Snooze - when I point Percy at the porcelain, I have to brace myself first. Lesser men have fled at the sight.

Nicely ducked Sir!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:09 pm

this idiot's trajectory may have been a bit unusual, but sadly there is not a bodily fluid that anyone can name that hasn't been smeared on a police officer.

what a :yh_pig .

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:10 pm

BabyRider wrote: Oh yeah. In LC's car? He never would have made it back to the jail. They'd have found his decaying corpse, months later, stuck under some log in a nearby river with a double-tap to the head.nah...that's what alligators are for.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:35 am

lady cop wrote: nah...that's what alligators are for.

I'd think the double-tap would be so much more gratifying.....:sneaky: