Top Country songs of 2005

[Wolverine]

LAST YEAR'S TOP COUNTRY SONGS

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number #1 country song is. . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!

[Wolverine]

i like #9.

[Lil~Basco]

:yh_rotfl

My favorites:

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

[AussiePam]

#7 gets my money, Honey!

[Lil~Basco]

AussiePam wrote: #7 gets my money, Honey!
Pam darlin'.....my oh my I like what you've done with your hair and make-up! :p

[AussiePam]

Thanks Basco. I've put away me soap box and am now back to being class clown (or one of them). Ahhhhh.. that av's just like comfy old koala-fur slippers.

Song # 5 is pretty cool too.

[Lil~Basco]

#2 doesn't look too bad either with one word change.....

2. He's Looking Better After Every Beer

[sunny104]

Those are funny!!!:D

[AussiePam]

Arnold!!!!!! Thankyou for my first belly laugh of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!