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sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:00 pm

Clipper wrote: WooooHooooo......I have a good friend directly associated with Playboy!!!

That would be SO cool! I'll even autograph your copy for you!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:12 pm

Clipper wrote: Pfffffffftttttt....to heck with dat....I'll be there fer the Photo Shoot.......

To protect me, of course...

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:16 pm

Clipper wrote: Uhhhhhhhh.....well sure....of course....and I won't peek....and sometimes I'm jest a flat out untruthful fellar.......

And make sure momma's not standing around the corner with her skillet!:D

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:20 pm

HotnSexyForNomad wrote: Dear Accountable,

I'm wildly in lust with a member here but he won't give me the time of day. Do you have any suggestions? I'd do anything for him... ANYTHING!
Buy him a watch. Make it digital, just in case.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:23 pm

sunny104 wrote: Acc. can come find me and take my picture for you...

On my way! :driving:

We'll just use one o' those netcams, ok?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:14 am

Accountable wrote: Buy him a watch. Make it digital, just in case.

Accountable, who is hotand sexyfornomad ?

Also I have a watch, could you recommend something more to my liking like a boat ?

I dont know if that will make me love her (I hope its a her) but still I would like a boat.

Can you make this happen please ?

Thank you.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:06 pm

Nomad wrote: Accountable, who is hotand sexyfornomad ?Many, many. You're a very popular fellow, y'know.

Nomad wrote: Also I have a watch, could you recommend something more to my liking like a boat ?

I dont know if that will make me love her (I hope its a her) but still I would like a boat.

Can you make this happen please ?

Thank you.
But the problem was that you wouldn't give her the time of day. ...:yh_think... how about a sundial?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:59 pm

Accountable wrote: Many, many. You're a very popular fellow, y'know.

But the problem was that you wouldn't give her the time of day. ...:yh_think... how about a sundial?

Oh I see, it was a play on words.

What about the boat ?

HotnSexyForNomad · Post by **HotnSexyForNomad** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:13 pm

Nomad wrote: Oh I see, it was a play on words.

What about the boat ?

There ya go.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:15 pm

There ya go.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:50 pm

HotnSexyForNomad wrote: There ya go.

Ok umm not very sexy though, cant really get your groove on in that ratty thing.

Lustville huh ? :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:11 pm

Nomad wrote: Ok umm not very sexy though, cant really get your groove on in that ratty thing.

Lustville huh ? :wah:
I get the idea it's sexy enough for her. How fast can you run? :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:19 pm

Accountable wrote: I get the idea it's sexy enough for her. How fast can you run? :wah:

Ive never considered myself uppity but I have some standards

Ok who do I think Im fooling ?:o

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:29 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Dear Accountable,

There's something deeply disturbing about Nomad's hand. Why is the face wearing glasses and how do they stay on without ears? How does it breathe if he's wearing gloves?
Well, this is really something for the ask Nomad thread, but I would assume that it needs glasses because he stopped prior to going blind altogether. :sneaky:

If you do ask Nomad, also ask if his hand makes farting noises when wearing rubber gloves.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:13 am

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Is it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seems that way.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:00 am

I feel ya, brother. I feel ya.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:52 pm

When signmakers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:52 pm

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? :-3

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:53 pm

Is it possible to fart and burp at the same time?

:wah:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:55 pm

Can anybody who has a job go in the 'employees only' door in restaurants?

Shouldn't they be more specific and say 'employees of this place?' :-3

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:56 pm

Which side is the other side of the street?

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:00 pm

If you have to pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger, why don't they take off the price if you get something taken off the burger? :-2

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:05 pm

What do people in China call their good plates?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:34 pm

Rapunzel wrote: When signmakers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Yes, they hire scabs. It's a very controversial practice.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:34 pm

Rapunzel wrote: What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? :-3
Obviously, you're not a man.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:35 pm

Rapunzel wrote: Is it possible to fart and burp at the same time?

:wah:
Yes, with proper diaphram control. Shao Lin monks learn it once they can snatch the pebble.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:38 pm

Rapunzel wrote: Can anybody who has a job go in the 'employees only' door in restaurants?

Shouldn't they be more specific and say 'employees of this place?' :-3
Hmmmmmmmm. :yh_think

I think you may have broken the code.

Maybe we should also send 12th graders to restaurants to insist on senior discounts.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:39 pm

Rapunzel wrote: Which side is the other side of the street?

Well it's not that one. That's for sure. :yh_doh sheesh!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:40 pm

Rapunzel wrote: If you have to pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger, why don't they take off the price if you get something taken off the burger? :-2
It's in the fine print. You have to ask for it. Be prepared for some resistance though. Cashiers are thoroughly trained to feign ignorance.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:41 pm

Rapunzel wrote: What do people in China call their good plates?
Merchandise.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:44 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Has anyone ever told you you look like Tom Cruise?
I will not stand for you ridiculing me or my religion. Keep this up and I won't plug my newest crappy movie.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:01 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I just found out someone is submitting a suggestion I made three years ago (and was shot down at the time) and he'll most likely get a cash award. How would you handle this? Do you think a swift kick in the nuts would be out of line?
I would assume he tucks them to one side or the other, so yes, it should be at least slightly out of line (from center).

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:31 pm

Percentage question:

31 days in a month - what percent is 9 days? :-3

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:45 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: Percentage question:

31 days in a month - what percent is 9 days? :-3
I'm sorry. Trying to imagine a 9-day period in a month has given me a migraine.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:52 pm

Accountable wrote: I'm sorry. Trying to imagine a 9-day period in a month has given me a migraine.

No! Don't just leave me hanging.................. Give me the process at least.....

Please, please, I'm begging ya!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:51 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Where are you?Just over there.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:12 pm

flopstock wrote: i think i may have missed this..how'd the wife settle in?
I'm not sure I understand the question. She's back from Okinawa and has of course rearranged the furniture and cleaned the clean house after I cleaned it.

I'm in Heaven.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:39 pm

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

Never mind.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:10 pm

Nomad wrote: Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

Never mind.my answer is .... maybe, but I'm not sure.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:37 am

Nomad wrote: Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

Never mind.

Perhaps...I'm not sure either, but then I haven't got my tinfoil hat on !!

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Wed May 24, 2006 6:25 am

Why do you have this on your signature?

Life is better with SnoozeControl in it.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed May 24, 2006 9:06 am

Do you think its a good idea that if you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy ?